tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43005777362301420282011-11-27T16:42:29.582-08:00Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.comBlogger1011100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-819792805537035702009-06-10T15:28:00.005-07:002009-06-10T15:28:47.000-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album116/megan-fox-pc-sk-061001.jpg" border="0" /><br />Another day, and yet another &ldquo;<b><a href="http://www.transformersmovie.com/">Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen</a></b>&rdquo; press conference--this time South Koreans are the lucky ones. The S. Korean government should <b>send Megan Fox up north to Kim Jon Il</b> to give him a nice rub down &amp; see if that help calm the nuclear nerves in the region. <br /><br />Let's admit it, <b>Hilary Clinton</b> simply isn't up for the job of taming men (just look at her personal record, for God's sake), so why does Barack Obama think that she can suddenly convince Kim Jon Il into friendly talks?! Once again, the world should <b>throw Megan Fox in North Korea</b> for a few days &amp; see what happens.<br /><br />Anyway, enough babbling...<br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album116/megan-fox-pc-sk-061002.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album116/megan-fox-pc-sk-061012.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album116/megan-fox-pc-sk-061004.jpg" /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-megan-fox-in-a-nibbly-mood-transformers-2-press-conf-in-seoul-0610?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-81979280553703570?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-70772865117591832142009-06-10T15:28:00.003-07:002009-06-10T15:28:31.277-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album116/heather-graham-n-06100901.jpg" border="0" /><br />Yesterday was <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-heather-graham-hangover-cast-dublin-premiere-0609">the Dublin premiere</a> &amp; earlier today "<B><A href="http://hangovermovie.warnerbros.com/">The Hangover</A></B>" cast was in London for the big UK premiere for their hit summer comedy which will probably go on to rake in over <b>$100-150mil at the box office worldwide</b>. <br /><br />Who's the winner in all this? Heather Graham's current Matzah ball-flavored sex-toy, Yaniv Raz! This lucky bastard is currently <b>enjoying amazing sex</b> in awesome cities across Europe. <i>Damn you, Yaniv!!</i><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album116/heather-graham-n-06100902.jpg" /><br /><i>Here's the trailer for those of you looking to check it out (highly recommended):</i><br /><br /><br /><center><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/9964" width="450" height="238" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true"></center><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-heather-graham-slightly-cold-the-hangover-uk-premiere-0610?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7077286511759183214?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-81817637726215581612009-06-10T15:28:00.001-07:002009-06-10T15:28:10.352-07:00<div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album116/anna-paquin06120901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin</small><br /><i>These were snapped at the "<B><A href="http://www.hbo.com/trueblood/">True Blood</A></B>" series premiere held at Paramount Studios in Hollywood.</i><br /><br />We've pointed out her teeth in a previous story titled </font><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/03/13/boring-anna-paquin-has-worse-teeth-than-bai-ling">"Boring Anna Paquin Has Worse Teeth Than Bai Ling"</a> back in 2007. I'm pretty sure if <b>she gets her teeth fixed</b>, she can land more roles, but that's just my take...<br /><br />Anyway, since we're in business to help people, we've decided to conduct a poll to <b>help Anna decide</b> which facial expression is best when in front of cameras.<br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album116/anna-paquin06120902.jpg" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin</small><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album116/anna-paquin06120903.jpg" /><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin</small><br /><br /></font><br /><center><iframe class="MajikWidget" src="http://www.majikwidget.com/mw/api/poll1/poll1.php?id=9808ae38758804501ca3fc0697050e03" frameborder="0" width="350" scrolling="no" height="172"></iframe></center><br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-should-anna-paquin-be-allowed-to-smile-in-front-of-cameras-0610?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-8181763772621558161?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-47680650983708869372009-04-10T19:23:00.001-07:002009-04-10T19:23:41.275-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album105/miley-cyrus041090901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>These were snapped in Nashville, Tennessee.</small><br /><br />Miley's new movie hits theaters across the nation today, so let's see <strong>how much money</strong> it manages to rake in this weekend. It's up against "<STRONG><A href="http://dbthemovie.com/">Dragonball Evolution</A></STRONG>" &amp; "<STRONG><A href="http://observe-and-report.warnerbros.com/">Observe and Report</A></STRONG>," so let's hope </font><a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6371813">Seth <nobr id="itxt_nobr_5_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Rogen<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> can pull big numbers this weekend!<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-miley-cyrus-hannah-montana-the-movie-vip-screening-0410?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-4768065098370886937?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-74925896111259921462009-04-08T04:24:00.005-07:002009-04-08T04:24:55.747-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album105/alessandra-04070901.jpg" border="0" />Looks like <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6372198">Alessandra <nobr id="itxt_nobr_1_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Ambrosio<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> is on a run of photoshoots to let the world know that she's back after giving birth last year. We've seen her do a photoshoot <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-alessandra-ambrosio-photoshoot-in-rio-de-janeiro-0309">in Rio De Janeiro</a> and <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-alessandra-ambrosio-does-a-photo-shoot-in-south-beach-0401">in South Beach</a>. This time we're in Malibu and once again she's not <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-yes-even-more-alessandra-ambrosio-bikini-pics-from-st-barts-0122">flaunting a bikini</a></strong> like she did the other month in St. Barts.<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-alessandra-ambrosio-non-bikini-photoshoot-in-malibu-0408?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7492589611125992146?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-24537436212721698512009-04-08T04:24:00.003-07:002009-04-08T04:24:33.919-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album105/kate-beckinsale04050901.jpg" border="0" /><br /><em>Let's admit it, the only way <strong>Kate Beckinsale can look hotter</strong> is if she got wasted &amp; decided to walk around the streets of London naked...</em><br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kate-beckinsale-makes-a-sexy-fashion-statement-in-london-ow-0407?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-2453743621272169851?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-76325870575147901292009-04-08T04:24:00.001-07:002009-04-08T04:24:17.647-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album31/Giorgia-Palmas-04020801.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><center>On this day in Bastardly History...<a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-giogia-palmas-brings-the-afternoon-links-0407"> Giogia Palmas Brings The Afternoon Links! </a></center><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-from-the-bastardly-archives-last-year-0320#comment_box">Comment on this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7632587057514790129?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-42422348938137105712009-04-07T01:03:00.001-07:002009-04-07T01:03:04.240-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album105/kim-kardashian-04070901.jpg" border="0" />So does anyone actually watch The Celebrity Apprentice? You know, this season, Khloe Kardashian is apart of the cast. Well, her big ass got fired the other night and Kim's supposedly real blog wrote her feelings about it...<br /><br /><blockquote>I was a little disappointed at how she was given the boot! Trump fired her after saying he'd lost respect for her because she previously had a DUI. She obviously made an awful mistake but definitely has taken responsibility for her actions and we are all very proud of her.<br /><br />She has always been committed to attending her DUI classes and there was no option, she had to go back to LA to go to a class for a day.<br /><br />I am so proud Khloe made it this far! The reason she got fired had nothing to do with her work ethic or her performance on the show! <em><a href="http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/2009/04/khloe-got-fired.php">Source</a></em></blockquote><br /><br /><br /><center><iframe class="MajikWidget" src="http://www.majikwidget.com/mw/api/poll1/poll1.php?id=f231f2107df69eab0a3862d50018a9b2" frameborder="0" width="350" scrolling="no" height="265"></iframe></center><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-who-invited-kim-kardashian-to-bravos-a-list-awards-0407?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-4242234893813710571?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-18123094935497471142009-04-07T01:02:00.001-07:002009-04-07T01:02:41.703-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/kim-kardashian-04050901.jpg" border="0" />We last saw Kim Kardashian crushing <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kim-kardashian-crushes-lambo-with-ass-during-rodeo-drive-shoot-0403">the hood of a Lambo</a>... poor car. Remember she sold her Range Rover last year, some bullshit about charity and how it wasn't good for the environment... and now she's rolling around in exotics. Fuck, whatever.<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kim-kardashian-jc-pennys-i-heart-ronson-party-0406?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-1812309493549747114?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-259950557764393672009-04-05T19:50:00.001-07:002009-04-05T19:50:52.595-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/amy-winehouse-horse040901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin</small><br /><br />Amy Winehouse is <strong>back to infecting Caribbean waters</strong> with another visit to St. Lucia. You guys will remember that Amy recently spent a <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-amy-winehouse-her-sexual-encounters-in-the-caribbean-0107">couple months rehabilitating</a></strong> from her crazy lifestyle she enjoys in London. Well, I guess she's back to her Caribbean rehab once again.<br /><br /><em><strong>Life can't be all that bad </strong>in St. Lucia if you're forced to call this place home:</em><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/amy-winehouse-horse040905.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/amy-winehouse-horse040912.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/amy-winehouse-horse040913.jpg" /><br /></font><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-amy-winehouse-rides-a-horse-can-horses-get-human-stds-0405?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-25995055776439367?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-14797519383057047172009-04-03T20:45:00.003-07:002009-04-03T20:45:28.511-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/kim-kardashian-rodeo040301.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin</small><br /><br />Yesterday we saw Kim Kardashian driving around in <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-kim-kardashian-drives-a-pimped-out-ferrari-f430-0402">Reggie Bush's Ferrari F430</a></strong> &amp; today she did a photo shoot at Rodeo Drive's Lux </font><a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="8524907"><nobr id="itxt_nobr_0_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Hotel<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> during which she got to roll in a Lamborghini Gallardo. <br /><br />If this is what life's like <em>after</em> you release a <strong>sex tape featuring a Z-List rapper</strong> &amp; do a <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/11/02/kim-kardashian-playboy-photos-december-2007">Playboy photo shoot</a></strong>, then I'm pretty sure more girls are considering a similarly <strong>scandalous path to fame &amp; riches</strong>!<br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/kim-kardashian-rodeo040302.jpg" /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kim-kardashian-crushes-lambo-with-ass-during-rodeo-drive-shoot-0403?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-1479751938305704717?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-62593450725290201662009-04-03T20:45:00.001-07:002009-04-03T20:45:00.693-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/adriana-lima-04020901.jpg" border="0" /><br />Sorry folks... just a couple for now but I vow to find more and continue to add to this post! Well, assuming there is more... <em>OW!!!!</em><br /><br /><strong>Update: ADDS!!! Page 6 and on... <em>Thanks Kim!</em></strong><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-adriana-lima-sexy-victorias-secret-swim-2009-pictures-0403?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-6259345072529020166?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-90254959494005764002009-04-03T20:44:00.001-07:002009-04-03T20:44:51.864-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/megan-fox0430901.jpg" border="0" /><br />I know we missed a day in-between, but what can you do? With so much <strong>other useless news</strong> to follow, I'm sure most of you bastards didn't even notice.<br /><br />Anyway, <strong>today's un-newsworthy candid pics</strong> comprises of <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6371477">Megan <nobr id="itxt_nobr_9_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Fox<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> walking from her house &amp; into a waiting Range Rover. Reports claim that she was heading to Warner Bros. studios to conduct some biz.<br /><br />Even though the pics are so simple in nature, many questions still arise:<br /><br />1. Did Megan downgrade <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-megan-fox-went-to-little-doms-restaurant-for-lunch-0318">her G-Ride</a></strong>?<br />2. Was it douche bag Brian Austin Green driving the Range Rover?<br />3. <strong>What color panties</strong> was Megan wearing?<br />4. Did the panties smell like strawberries?<br />5. Etc, etc, etc...<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-todays-megan-fox-random-un-newsworthy-candid-photos-0403?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-9025495949400576400?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-67018078314676440782009-04-02T21:35:00.001-07:002009-04-02T21:35:03.435-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/kim-kardashian-ferrari-040901.jpg" border="0" /><br />Since when is the <strong>reality show industry paying so much money</strong> that you can afford an F430? As per the car's Wiki page, the MSRP for this ride is anywhere from $<strong>168,005&ndash;$227,000</strong> in the United States. All I gotta say is, thank goodness for <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="8671934">Reggie <nobr id="itxt_nobr_13_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Bush<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a>! <br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/kim-kardashian-ferrari-040903.jpg" /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-kim-kardashian-drives-a-pimped-out-ferrari-f430-0402?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-6701807831467644078?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-79441794034167002142009-04-02T21:34:00.001-07:002009-04-02T21:34:54.598-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album31/marisa-miller04010801.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><center>On this day in Bastardly History... <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-marisa-miller-unveiling-of-victorias-secret-swim-2008-collection-0402">Marisa Miller @ Debut of Victoria's Secret Swim 2008 Collection </a></strong></center><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-from-the-bastardly-archives-last-year-0319#comment_box">Comment on this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7944179403416700214?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-87153315721462383952009-04-02T08:11:00.001-07:002009-04-02T08:11:44.058-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/emma-roberts-04010901.jpg" border="0" />This is only the second post we've done on Emma Roberts since she graduated from the <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/taxonomy/term/153">Jailbait</a> category into the <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/taxonomy/term/826">Barely Legal</a> category. Come on Emma! Give us more to work with! She's starring in a movie titled, <em>Wild Child</em>, so why not be one, and by "wild" we mean "scandalous"....???!<br /><br /><br /><center><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PJdRt2OJUic&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></center><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-emma-roberts-topman-flagship-store-opening-0402?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-8715331572146238395?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-44195410036255531982009-04-01T06:15:00.003-07:002009-04-01T06:15:37.909-07:00<span class="submitted"></span><br /><div class="content"><br /><p align="center"><img title="" alt="Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Looking To Expand Their Family" src="http://imnotobsessed.com/files/imagecache/main_pic/files/images/wenn2348121.jpg" /></p><br /><p>Everyone in Hollywood has been bitten by the baby bug HARD! <strong>Jessica Alba </strong>and <strong>Cash Warren</strong> are no exception. They have a taste of being parents with little baby Honor and they're ready to give her a little brother or sister. </p><br /><blockquote><br /><p>"Jessica and Cash are working overtime to get pregnant. She and Cash are boasting that they love being parents and are determined to expand their family as soon as possible." </p></blockquote><br /><p>This is a time for changes in the couple's life as they're also looking to relocate to NYC. </p><br /><blockquote><br /><p>"Jessica and Cash met with lots of different realtors to view several apartments. They like the idea of living in Manhattan and are interested in particular in properties under construction so they can have some involvement in what the place looks like." </p></blockquote><br /><p>&nbsp; </p><br /><p>Photo by INF. </p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-4419541003625553198?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-58931075455510849582009-04-01T06:15:00.001-07:002009-04-01T06:15:25.437-07:00<p align="center"><img title="" alt="Eva Longoria Named Honorary Chair For The Rally For Kids With Cancer" src="http://imnotobsessed.com/files/imagecache/main_pic/files/images/rally_for_kids_with_cancer_29_wenn5270855.jpg" /></p><br /><p><strong>Eva Longoria </strong>was just named honorary chair for <em>The Rally With Kids for Cancer </em>Scavenger Cup Benefit yesterday in Glendale. I noticed she's been sporting longer hair recently and though I liked her with short I think long suits her. </p><br /><p>Anyone else loving her 'Texas' necklace? I wonder if they make a 'New York' one? :) </p><br /><p>Photos by Wenn.com </p><br /><div class="thumbtable"><span class="gallery"><a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=56786&amp;fid=31275"><img title="rally_for_kids_with_cancer_21_wenn5270840.jpg" alt="Eva Longoria Named Honorary Chair For The Rally For Kids With Cancer" src="http://imnotobsessed.com/files/imagecache/thumbnail_pic/files/images/rally_for_kids_with_cancer_21_wenn5270840.jpg" /></a></span><span class="gallery"><a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=56786&amp;fid=31276"><img title="rally_for_kids_with_cancer_22_wenn5270849.jpg" alt="Eva Longoria Named Honorary Chair For The Rally For Kids With Cancer" src="http://imnotobsessed.com/files/imagecache/thumbnail_pic/files/images/rally_for_kids_with_cancer_22_wenn5270849.jpg" /></a></span><span class="gallery"><a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=56786&amp;fid=31277"><img title="rally_for_kids_with_cancer_25_wenn5270831.jpg" alt="Eva Longoria Named Honorary Chair For The Rally For Kids With Cancer" src="http://imnotobsessed.com/files/imagecache/thumbnail_pic/files/images/rally_for_kids_with_cancer_25_wenn5270831.jpg" /></a></span><span class="gallery"><a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=56786&amp;fid=31278"><img title="rally_for_kids_with_cancer_26_wenn5270835.jpg" alt="Eva Longoria Named Honorary Chair For The Rally For Kids With Cancer" src="http://imnotobsessed.com/files/imagecache/thumbnail_pic/files/images/rally_for_kids_with_cancer_26_wenn5270835.jpg" /></a></span><span class="gallery"><a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=56786&amp;fid=31279"><img title="rally_for_kids_with_cancer_28_wenn5270844.jpg" alt="Eva Longoria Named Honorary Chair For The Rally For Kids With Cancer" src="http://imnotobsessed.com/files/imagecache/thumbnail_pic/files/images/rally_for_kids_with_cancer_28_wenn5270844.jpg" /></a></span><br clear="all"><span class="gallery"><a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=56786&amp;fid=31280"><img title="rally_for_kids_with_cancer_30_wenn5270856.jpg" alt="Eva Longoria Named Honorary Chair For The Rally For Kids With Cancer" src="http://imnotobsessed.com/files/imagecache/thumbnail_pic/files/images/rally_for_kids_with_cancer_30_wenn5270856.jpg" /></a></span><span class="gallery"><a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=56786&amp;fid=31281"><img title="rally_for_kids_with_cancer_31_wenn5270842.jpg" alt="Eva Longoria Named Honorary Chair For The Rally For Kids With Cancer" src="http://imnotobsessed.com/files/imagecache/thumbnail_pic/files/images/rally_for_kids_with_cancer_31_wenn5270842.jpg" /></a></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-5893107545551084958?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-77713962784329388822009-03-31T08:02:00.003-07:002009-03-31T08:02:35.308-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/halle-berry0330901.jpg" border="0" /><em>These were snapped a couple days back in Los Angeles.</em><br /><br /><em>During an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, Halle Berry came forward and said she's <strong>ready for another kid</strong>. People Mag has more:</em><br /><br /><blockquote>Halle Berry is open to having more kids &ndash; but don't expect her to be like octuplets' mom Nadya Suleman. <br /><br />Berry confirms to Ellen DeGeneres on her show that she wants another child, but says she's not up for double digits. "I hope I don't have like 14 more," quips Berry, who is mom to 1-year-old Nahla Ariela. <br /><br />Still, Berry isn't ruling out that a brother or sister could be in the future for her daughter with model Gabriel Aubry. "My mind says yes," she tells DeGeneres, "but the rest isn't up to me so we'll see." <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20268841,00.html">[Source]</a></blockquote><br /><em>Don't do it, Halle!!</em><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-halle-berry-pumps-gas-into-her-lexus-suv-shell-0331?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7771396278432938882?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-8152186635748444832009-03-31T08:02:00.001-07:002009-03-31T08:02:18.804-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album104/megan-fox-hair-0330901.jpg" border="0" /><br /><em>These were recently snapped as Megan Fox jetted-out of "Five Fifteen" hair salon in L.A.</em><br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-news-megan-fox-drinks-pabst-blue-ribbon-beer--0331?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-815218663574844483?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-34812641214310555172009-03-30T20:30:00.001-07:002009-03-30T20:30:24.884-07:00<h2 id="post-9217" align="center"><a title="Permanent Link: Vanessa Hudgens Wears Short Shorts" href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=9217" rel="bookmark"></a></h2><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=v_hudgens_short_black_big&amp;title=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Vanessa Hudgens Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/v_hudgens_short_black_small.jpg" /></a> </p><br /><p>Here&rsquo;s <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=133"><em><strong>Vanessa Hudgens</strong></em></a> in some short shorts with her lady friend Zac Efron. I&rsquo;ve noticed that <strong>Vanessa</strong> is losing her cuteness and is developing into just an average looking broad as she heads into womanhood. Sure, the hooker inspired wardrobe turns the heat up just a notch, but I bet it would look much better on Zac. Don&rsquo;t you agree?!</p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=v_hudgens_short_black_big&amp;title=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Vanessa Hudgens Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/v_hudgens_short_black_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=v_hudgens_short_black_2_big&amp;title=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Vanessa Hudgens Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/v_hudgens_short_black_2_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=v_hudgens_short_black_3_big&amp;title=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Vanessa Hudgens Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/v_hudgens_short_black_3_tn.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=v_hudgens_short_black_4_big&amp;title=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Vanessa Hudgens Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/v_hudgens_short_black_4_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=v_hudgens_short_black_5_big&amp;title=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Vanessa Hudgens Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/v_hudgens_short_black_5_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=v_hudgens_short_black_6_big&amp;title=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Vanessa Hudgens Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/v_hudgens_short_black_6_tn.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=v_hudgens_short_black_7_big&amp;title=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Vanessa Hudgens Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/v_hudgens_short_black_7_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=v_hudgens_short_black_8_big&amp;title=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Vanessa Hudgens Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/v_hudgens_short_black_8_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=v_hudgens_short_black_9_big&amp;title=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Vanessa Hudgens Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/v_hudgens_short_black_9_tn.jpg" /></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-3481264121431055517?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-82830108197486559882009-03-30T20:27:00.001-07:002009-03-30T20:27:17.736-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album103/kim-kardashian-lollipop-03901.jpg" border="0" /><small><font size="2">This </font><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-news-kim-kardashian-attempts-to-deep-throat-lollipop-0316"><font size="2">isn't the first time</font></a><font size="2"> we've seen the bling'd-out lollipop!</font></small><br /><br />So yeah, I know this is the second <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6371158">Kim <nobr id="itxt_nobr_1_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Kardashian<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> post within 12 hours, but last I checked there's no <strong>Bastardly Rule Book</strong> that places limits on the number of times we can post slutty fame-whores desperate to promote the hell out of her reality show. Our job is to pump &amp; eventually dump, so let the over-exposing begin!<br /><br />Kim, boyfriend Reggie Bush &amp; Khloe were <strong>birthday-hopping in Vegas</strong> over the weekend. Besides hitting up Queen Latifah's Birthday Party, Kim &amp; Co. also crashed Perez Hilton's D-List-only birthday bash. I'm pretty sure Reggie enjoyed that one!<br /><br />While in Sin City, Kim was at MGM's popular Wet Republic, which is pretty much where <strong>rich dudes go to pick up slutty chicks</strong> who they'll later bang in their penthouse suites once they're wasted. On a more serious note, MGM is pumping the 53,000 square-foot "ultra pool" as a venue for those who wanna live the "daylife" (i.e. drink inside the pool, hit on hot chicks, show off your bod, etc, etc). Get more info about it <a href="http://www.mgmgrand.com/amenities/wet-republic.aspx">on MGM's website</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album103/kim-kardashian-lollipop-03904.jpg" /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kim-kardashian-her-blinged-out-lollipop-mgms-wet-republic-0330?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-8283010819748655988?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-68097798842439931882009-03-30T20:26:00.002-07:002009-03-30T20:27:00.043-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album103/megan-fox-03290941.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM</small><br /><br />Finally, it's a Megan Fox post that's not random candids of her! (Even though the random </font><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-megan-fox-in-sexy-hot-pants-indirectly-marketing-transformers-2-0327">denim shorts candids</a> were nice!) The last events post of Megan Fox was all the way back <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-megan-fox-2009-golden-globes-awards--0112">at the Golden Globes</a> earlier this year.<br /><br />We already saw her earlier today buying those <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-megan-fox-went-shopping-for-aromatherapy-candles-0330">sex mood-setting aromatherapy candles</a> but no we see that she made an apperance at the Kids' Choice Awards. Now, I didn't actually watch this show but I'm assuming, if anything, she was there for preliminary promotion of <em>Transformers 2</em>?<br /><br />Remember all the different worldwide premiere that we posted of Megan when the first <em>Transformers</em> movie came out? Well, I guess we can expect a lot more of that this year.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-6809779884243993188?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-45105180419089766602009-03-30T20:26:00.001-07:002009-03-30T20:26:48.850-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album103/kim-kardashian-03290901.jpg" border="0" />Sorry guys, no booty shots of Kim Kardashian in this post. But she did let those tittays of hers breathe so it's not that bad a consolation. <br /><br />Have you guys checked out <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kim-kardashian-complex-magazine-april-may-0324">her Complex cover</a> for the latest issue? Well, there's the non-Photoshopped cellulite version floating on the Internet and Kim's using her fake blog to respond to the latest round of criticism she's received.<br /><br /><blockquote>"So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn't!?" she wrote on her blog. "But you know what, who cares! How many people do you think are Photoshopped? It happens all the time!"<br /><br />"This picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn't mean I'm perfect." <em><a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/tvguide/404301_tvgif26.html">Source</a></em></blockquote></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-4510518041908976660?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-82816756064038968332009-03-28T03:34:00.001-07:002009-03-28T03:34:32.545-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album103/megan-fox03270901.jpg" border="0" /><em>What else can you say about these pics?</em> <br /><br />It's <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6371477">Megan <nobr id="itxt_nobr_1_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Fox<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> walking around Hollywood in extremely short shorts. Major props to the "<STRONG><A href="http://www.transformersmovie.com/">Transformers 2</A></STRONG>" marketing department for scheduling Megan's various appointments (medical, beauty, etc) during the daytime. The last time we saw, she was deliciously dressed to impress as she hit up the dentist office. <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-megan-fox-wore-this-to-her-dentist-appointment-damn-dentist-0325">Check those pics here</a></strong>.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-8281675606403896833?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-51560794985585135062009-03-28T03:33:00.001-07:002009-03-28T03:33:22.481-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album103/kim-kourtney-kardashian03270901a.jpg" border="0" />There was a <strong>Bastardly Rumor</strong> floating around the Kardashian sisters were gonna bare it all for an upcoming issue of Playboy Magazine, but Kim stated <strong>the rumors are "not true"</strong> on her blog. <br /><br />However, she added the following: &ldquo;Although <strong>we would be flattered</strong>, no one has even asked us, so I don&rsquo;t know where this rumor has sparked from."<br /><br />&ldquo;We would be the <STRONG>brunette version of The Girls Next Door</STRONG>! Haha.&rdquo;<br /><br />So yeah, not surprisingly, the Kardashian sisters will do anything for cash. Kim <STRONG>banged a d-list rapper</STRONG> on camera to become famous, right? So why not scissor your own sister for <EM>Playboy</EM>?<br /><br /><IMG src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album103/kim-kourtney-kardashian03270907.jpg"><br /><br /><P><A href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-kim-khloe-kardashian-arrives-bar-delux-last-night-0327?page="0,1"">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-5156079498558513506?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-31922434165769258232009-03-28T03:32:00.001-07:002009-03-28T03:32:23.359-07:00<p><br /><br /></p><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img alt="Brian Austin Green Still FUKing Megan Fox" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album58/megan-fox-01300701.jpg" /><br /></div><br />While we're talking about these two, does anyone have any interesting theories to help explain how Brian Austin Green still has this woman attached to his balls? Lucky bastard.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-3192243416576925823?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-79893177781094832482009-03-27T07:29:00.001-07:002009-03-27T07:29:03.062-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album30/krystal-forscutt-march0301.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><center>On this day in Bastardly History... <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-krystal-forscutt-tries-to-rescue-a-boring-bastadly-day-0327">Krystal Forscutt Tries To Rescue A Boring Bastadly Day </a></strong></center><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/node/21923#comment_box">Comment on this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7989317778109483248?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-55556247254672648772009-03-27T07:28:00.003-07:002009-03-27T07:28:47.739-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album103/miley-cyrus03250905.jpg" border="0" /><br />If it's not him then it's either <strong>Miley's greedy agents</strong> or even greedier Disney executives. Then again, I guess when a kid aged only 16 year old is responsible for an annoying billion dollar phenomenon, you can't do anything but get a lil' <strong>greedy &amp; exploitive</strong>. These pics were snapped a couple days back as Miley conducted her camera-whoring biz in Los Angeles.<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-hmm-it-looks-like-billy-ray-cyrus-is-dressing-miley-cyrus-again-0327?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-5555624725467264877?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-10213793360899298382009-03-27T07:28:00.001-07:002009-03-27T07:28:17.807-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album103/rose-mcgowan-03260901.jpg" border="0" />Rose McGowan recently talked about her role in <em>Red Sonja</em>, a remake of the role originally portrayed by Brigitte Nielsen and also starring Arnold in 1985. Rose recently had some surgery related to injuries sustained on the set of <em>Red Sonja</em>.<br /><br /><blockquote>&ldquo;I just had a big surgery on my elbow and on my wrist, so I can start my training again,&rdquo; <br /><br />Though she brushes off her setback as a typical work hazard and &ldquo;just damage from doing my own stunts.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;I do about 98 percent of them, which often results in injuries,&rdquo; <em><a href="http://www.accesshollywood.com/rose-mcgowan-talks-red-sonja_article_15461">Source</a></em></blockquote><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-rose-mcgowan-tells-us-whos-number-one-0327?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-1021379336089929838?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-89542914778039480512009-03-27T07:27:00.001-07:002009-03-27T07:27:57.802-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album103/britney-spears-03260901.jpg" border="0" />So Britney Spears continues <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-britney-spears-circus-tour-opening-night-in-new-orleans-0305">her Circus Tour</a> and here are some snaps from one of the latest performance. Compare that to the photos from the <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-britney-spears-maxim-magazine-germany-april-0325">German issue of Maxim Magazine</a></strong>... hmm, yup, compare and contrast. Photoshop??!<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-britney-spears-circus-tour-performance-in-washinton-dc-0327?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-8954291477803948051?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-6907529668002618332009-03-26T09:22:00.001-07:002009-03-26T09:22:08.438-07:00<div class="title"><br /><p class="details"><a class="comment-link" onclick="" href="http://www.celebrityfuk.com/2009/03/rosie-huntington-whiteley-brings.html#comments"></a></p></div><br /><div class="post"><br /><div class="entry"><br /><p></p><br /><div style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; MARGIN: 0pt; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); LINE-HEIGHT: 140%; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif"><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img alt="Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Brings The Afternoon Links!" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/rosie-huntington-02080901.jpg" border="0" /><br /></div><br />- Lindsay Lohan Crashes Her Car <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8877&amp;folder=520" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[HollywoodTuna]</a><br />- The Girls of SXSW 2009 <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/03/24/the-girls-of-sxsw-2009/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[CO-ED Magazine]</a><br />- Ashton Kutcher Sings a Song <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/03/24/ashton-kutcher-sings-a-song-of-the-day/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]</a><br />- Avril Lavigne Parties Hard <a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/2009/03/24/avril-lavigne-parties-hard" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[I&rsquo;m Not Obsessed]</a><br />- Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/03/slow-down-there-fella.php" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[Celebslam]</a> <br /><p>- Super Two's Day: Kourtney Kardashian <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/03/24/super-twos-day-kourtney-kardashian/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[Complex]</a><br />- Dreamboat Misses Kate Moss <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/31295" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[Dlisted]</a><br />- Demi Moore's Ass on Twitter <a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/03/23/ashton-kutcher-posts-demi-moores-ass-on-twitter/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[Yeeah!]</a><br />- Lindsay Lohan in Nylon Magazine <a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2009/03/23/lindsay-lohan-in-nylon-magazine/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[Derek Hail]</a><br />- Chris Brown is having a hard time <a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/03/chris-brown-is-having-a-hard-time/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[The Blemish]</a></p><br /><p>- Brunette op het strand <a href="http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/plaatjes/brunette-op-het-strand-1278" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[Flabber]</a><br />- Umm Ok, Natalie <a href="http://www.celebparasite.com/4360/Umm_ok_natalie.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[Celeb Parasite]</a><br />- Wilmer Valderrama makes the moves on Rihanna <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/42896/wilmer_valderrama_makes_the_moves_on_rihanna/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[Cele|bitchy]</a><br />- twitter factoring into celeb break up ???? <a href="http://forum.bastardly.com/discussion/4822/twitter-factoring-into-celeb-break-up-/#Item_0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[The Bastardly Society]</a></p><br /><p>- THE 10 HOTTEST FEMALE CELEBRITY NERDS <a href="http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&amp;show=THE-10-HOTTEST-FEMALE-CELEBRITY-NERDS.html&amp;Itemid=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[Manofest]</a><br />- Bridget Marquardt Trashy Bikini Pictures <a href="http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=10516" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[The Grumpiest]</a><br />- New Star Trek TV Spot <a href="http://www.popoholic.com/2009/03/24/new-star-trek-tv-spot/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[Popoholic]</a><br />- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/21/whitney-asks-are-you-a-bastardly-lady-of-the-day/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">[The Bastardly]</a></p></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-690752966800261833?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-90989345820894512442009-03-26T09:21:00.001-07:002009-03-26T09:21:49.922-07:00<p>Oops Celebrity Videos<br /><br />Keeley Hazell In A Sexy School Uniform. Without doubt one of the most gorgeous babe in recent years, sexy legs, still love kelly brook though!<br /><br /></p><br /><center><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jEj1aCpO1r0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-9098934582089451244?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-71622620684406023922009-03-26T04:36:00.001-07:002009-03-26T04:36:14.504-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/2006-image-uploads/2009/03/zhang-ziyi-03250901.jpg" border="0" />These beach photos were actually taken earlier this year but I'd yet to see better quality photos worth posting. Anyways, the horny rice chaser is Vivi Nevo; he's rich, that's all you need to know. Okay, he's a venture capitalist and is a large shareholder in Time Warner. But who cares, a couple things, 1) Zhang Ziyi's got a cute little Chinese booty and 2) this dude is horny. Would the concensus be that these topless photos are more appealing than... say... <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-shauna-sand-topless-bikini-photos-w-new-boyfriend-in-malibu-0320">Shauna Sand's topless photos?!</a></strong><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-zhang-ziyi-topless-bare-ass-bikini-photos-w-horny-white-man--0326?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7162262068440602392?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-78451902395658239232009-03-25T19:37:00.001-07:002009-03-25T19:37:03.761-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/katy-perry-03160901.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><center>If you love The Bastardly... click <strong>The Godfather II Ad</strong> or the background! Something!</center><br />- Jessica Biel In A Pair Of Butch Boots <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8995&amp;folder=526">[HollywoodTuna]</a><br />- Cheerleaders of the 2009 NCAA Sweet 16 <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/03/25/cheerleaders-of-the-ncaa-2009-sweet-16/">[CO-ED Magazine]</a><br />- Hilary Duff Loading The Trunk <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/03/25/hilary-duff-loading-the-trunk-of-the-day/">[Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]</a><br />- LC Explains Hiatus for Her Clothing Line <a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/2009/03/25/lauren-conrad-explains-hiatus-for-her-clothing-line">[I'm Not Obsessed]</a><br />- Natalie Portman hooked up with Sean Penn <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/03/natalie-portman-hooked-up-with.php">[Celebslam]</a><br /><br />- The 9 Hottest Japanese Women <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/03/25/worldwide-wednesday-the-9-hottest-japanese-women/">[Complex]</a><br />- Dear Sarah Larson, This Is How It's Done <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/31313">[Dlisted]</a><br />- Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Stinks <a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/03/25/twilight-star-robert-pattinson-stinks/">[Yeeah!]</a><br />- Demi Moore Does Not Encourage Clones <a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2009/03/24/demi-moore-does-not-encourage-clones/">[Derek Hail]</a><br />- OctoMom used to be a stripper <a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/03/octomom-used-to-be-a-stripper/">[The Blemish]</a><br /><br />- Sammy Brady is aangespoeld op het strand <a href="http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/plaatjes/sammy-brady-1291">[Flabber]</a><br />- The Bryants are in Some Trouble Again <a href="http://www.celebparasite.com/4366/The_bryants_are_in_some_trouble_again.html">[Celeb Parasite]</a><br />- Sinead O&rsquo;Connor told Prince to &ldquo;f*** himself&rdquo; <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/43082/sinead_oconnor_told_prince_to_f_himself/">[Cele|bitchy]</a><br />- two wrongs=yep let's post it on the net... <a href="http://forum.bastardly.com/discussion/4815/two-wrongsyep-lets-post-it-on-the-net/#Item_0">[The Bastardly Society]</a><br /><br />- 25 FREAKISHLY AWESOME HAIRDOS <a href="http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&amp;show=25-FREAKISHLY-AWESOME-HAIRDOS.html&amp;Itemid=1">[Manofest]</a><br />- Lindsay Lohan Saggy Short Short Pictures <a href="http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=10517">[The Grumpiest]</a><br />- Hayden Panettiere Musters Up Some Cleavage <a href="http://www.popoholic.com/2009/03/24/hayden-panettiere-musters-up-some-cleavage-2/">[Popoholic]</a><br />- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/21/whitney-asks-are-you-a-bastardly-lady-of-the-day/">[The Bastardly]</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7845190239565823923?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-38942553829804333202009-03-25T19:36:00.001-07:002009-03-25T19:36:33.170-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/megan-fox-dentist03250901.jpg" border="0" /><br /><em>I'm pretty sure her dentist had a long wack-off session following this appointment...DAMN BASTAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!<br /><br />Make sure you hit <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/category/megan-fox">Megan Fox's Bastardly Category</a></strong> for an endless flow of recent candid pics.</em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-3894255382980433320?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-70386338655125576852009-03-25T19:35:00.001-07:002009-03-25T19:35:58.331-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/kim-kardashian03250901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>These were snapped last night in Hollywood.</small><br /><br /><strong><em>Two pieces of news on Kim Kardashian &amp; Fam:</em></strong><br /><br />1. Kim Kardashian has a <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kim-kardashian-complex-magazine-april-may-0324">hot new layout in Complex Magazine</a></strong> that's worth hitting up.<br />2. The new season of the family's </font><a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="7141861">reality <nobr id="itxt_nobr_1_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">show<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" premiered earlier this month. Catch new episodes every Sunday @ 10/9c on E! TV. <a href="http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp">More info here</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/kim-kardashian03250903.jpg" /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kim-kourtney-kardashian-tv-guides-sexiest-stars-party-0325?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7038633865512557685?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-29794233048238293012009-03-24T19:34:00.001-07:002009-03-24T19:34:07.492-07:00<h2 class="nodeTitle"><br /><div class="submitted"><font size="2"><br /></font></div><br /><div class="content"><font size="2"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/hayden-03230901.jpg" border="0" /><br />We've previously seen Hayden Panettiere wearing these </font><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-hayden-panettiere-buys-trampoline-big-5-sports-0929?page=0,2"><font size="2">7 For All Mankind denim shorts</font></a><font size="2"> last year when she bought a trampoline at Big 5 Sports. Amanda Bynes pwns Hayden when it comes to wearing shorts, as evident from </font><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-news-amanda-bynes-wears-nikes-to-newsstand-0323"><font size="2">Amanda's hanging booty</font></a><font size="2"> cheeks from yesterday.<br /><br />You know, it's been a month since she dumped that douchebag Milo and we've not seen her out in the scene stirring up rumors of dating other douchebags. Boring! I mean, we saw her the other night </font><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-hayden-panettiere-went-to-club-beso-0323"><font size="2">at Club Beso</font></a><font size="2"> but no stories came out of that... you know, shit like her making-out with a douche on the level of </font><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/taxonomy/term/1787"><font size="2">Ultra-Cool Doug Reinhardt</font></a><font size="2">.<br /></font><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-hayden-panettiere-showed-off-her-stubby-legs-in-van-nuys-0323?page=0,1"><font size="2">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</font></a></p></div></h2><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-2979423304823829301?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-57111496407236854032009-03-24T19:33:00.001-07:002009-03-24T19:33:12.886-07:00<h2 class="nodeTitle"><br /><div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/lauren-conrad03210901.jpg" border="0" /><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin</small><br /><em>The fundraiser was sponsored by Sony Cierge &amp; <a href="http://richiemaddenfoundation.com/the-mission">The Richie-Madden Children's Foundation</a>.</em><br /><br /><em>I'll be shocked if this chick is still around come 2010. She has "hasbeen" written all over her...</em><br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-lauren-conrad-her-legs-unicefs-tap-project-fundraiser-0324?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div></h2><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-5711149640723685403?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-92041414310264518322009-03-24T19:32:00.001-07:002009-03-24T19:32:57.481-07:00<h2 class="nodeTitle"><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/avril-lavigne-03220901.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-ultra-punk-avril-lavigne-went-clubbing-in-london-0323?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div></h2><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-9204141431026451832?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-57972089590380513112009-03-23T04:57:00.001-07:002009-03-23T04:57:22.739-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/marisa-annalynne-03220901.jpg" border="0" /><em>These photos were taken at the "Naturally Victoria's Secret" event @ The Grove in L.A.</em><br /><br />We've already seen AnnaLynne McCord locking lips with another chick, once <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-annalynne-mccord-shenae-grimes-share-a-lesbian-kiss-2009-peoples-choice-0108">kissing her sister</a> at the People's Choice Awards and some other <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-annalynne-mccord-has-a-lesbian-moment-1105">non-atractive chick</a>. Nonetheless, bottom line, SHE'S DOWN!!! Oh yeah, <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/taxonomy/term/1282">Shannen Doherty</a> was also at this event but I decided to forego any photos of her with Marisa and AnnaLynne.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-5797208959038051311?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-62042558525331855562009-03-21T03:11:00.001-07:002009-03-21T03:11:11.432-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/alina-vacariu-03180901.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><center>&nbsp;</center><br />- Penelope Cruz vs. Monica Cruz <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8654">[HollywoodTuna]</a><br />- 49 Sexy Stocking Stunners <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/03/19/49-sexy-stockings-stunners/">[CO-ED Magazine]</a><br />- Lindsay Lohan Looks Sober <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/03/20/lindsay-lohan-looks-sober-of-the-day/">[Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]</a><br />- Hilary Duff On Ghost Whisperer <a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/2009/03/20/sneak-peek-hilary-duff-on-ghost-whisperer">[I'm Not Obsessed]</a><br />- Kate Moss leaving Volstead nightclub <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/03/kate-does-it-again.php">[Celebslam]</a><br /><br />- Salma Hayek&rsquo;s Hottest Pics <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/03/20/the-ultimate-archive-salma-hayeks-hottest-pics/">[Complex]</a><br />- Down With CROCS! <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/31243">[Dlisted]</a><br />- Lily Allen Cutewatch &lsquo;09 <a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/03/19/lily-allen-cutewatch-09-the-quickening/">[Yeeah!]</a><br />- Courtney Cox Does Cougar Town <a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2009/03/20/courtney-cox-does-cougar-town/">[Derek Hail]</a><br />- Mary-Kate Olsen looks different <a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/03/mary-kate-olsen-looks-different/">[The Blemish]</a><br /><br />- Raven Riley in een boxershort <a href="http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/plaatjes/raven-riley-in-een-boxershort-1260">[Flabber]</a><br />- Poor, Poor Gwyneth Paltrow <a href="http://www.celebparasite.com/4343/Poor_poor_gwyneth_paltrow.html">[Celeb Parasite]</a><br />- Jackie Mason calls Pres. Obama a &rsquo;schwartza&rsquo; <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/42426/comedian_jackie_mason_calls_pres_obama_a_schwartza/">[Cele|bitchy]</a><br />- President Obama On Jay Leno - Full Interview <a href="http://forum.bastardly.com/discussion/4817/president-obama-on-jay-leno-full-interview/#Item_0">[The Bastardly Society]</a><br /><br />- KOKO B. WARE HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL <a href="http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&amp;show=WWF-PRESENTS-PILEDRIVER-THE-MUSICAL.html&amp;Itemid=1">[Manofest]</a><br />- Hilary Duff Hots Up Some Short Shorts <a href="http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=10504">[The Grumpiest]</a><br />- Year One Trailer <a href="http://www.popoholic.com/2009/03/20/year-one-trailer/">[Popoholic]</a><br />- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/21/whitney-asks-are-you-a-bastardly-lady-of-the-day/">[The Bastardly]</a><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-alina-vacariu-brings-the-afternoon-links-0318?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-6204255852533185556?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-41255454767286038882009-03-21T03:10:00.005-07:002009-03-21T03:10:49.938-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/kim-kardashian-fashion-crack0301.jpg" border="0" /><br />It appears as if the hippie headband is gonna be all the craze this summer, so lookout ladies! Here's <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-paris-hilton-walking-back-to-hotel-for-more-hawaiian-sex-ow-0312">Paris sporting one</a></strong> during a recent trip to Hawaii.<br /><br />Why can't <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6371158">Kim <nobr id="itxt_nobr_1_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Kardashian<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> just stick to showing her <strong>huge ass off in skin-tight dresses</strong> or bikinis like the one she wore in her recent <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kim-kardashian-reggie-bush-gq-magazine-photoshoot-0319">GQ photo shoot with Reggie Bush</a></strong>.<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kim-kardashian-smoking-trendsetter-fashion-crack-in-la-0320?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-4125545476728603888?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-37114418266664657662009-03-21T03:10:00.003-07:002009-03-21T03:10:32.222-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/fast-furious-zoo-girls0301.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin</small><br /><em>Hit the "<STRONG><A href="http://www.fastandfuriousmovie.net/">Fast &amp; Furious</A></STRONG>" website for trailers, pics &amp; info about the release. The film hits theaters on April 3rd.</em><br /><br />As with all posts that feature a bunch of chicks, I'll have to once again burden you bastards with the task of <strong>choosing the hottest</strong>---in this case, ranking the eight chicks in order of hotness (one being hottest, of course).<br /><br />Flip to subsequent pages for close-ups.<br /></font></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-3711441826666465766?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-49782510458804642332009-03-21T03:10:00.001-07:002009-03-21T03:10:13.720-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/zac-vanessa-hudgens0301.jpg" border="0" /><em>These were snapped yesterday in Los Angeles.</em><br /><br /><em>So, when's <strong>Zac gonna replace Vanessa</strong> with Taylor Swift? Wait, you didn't hear the rumor? <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-did-zac-efron-get-a-piece-of-taylor-swift-17-again-premiere-0312">CHECK IT!</a></strong></em><br /><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/zac-vanessa-hudgens0302.jpg" /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-news-vanessa-hudgens-zac-efron-hit-up-carls-jr-0320?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-4978251045880464233?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-18882951913674519512009-03-21T03:09:00.001-07:002009-03-21T03:09:26.923-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album28/adriana-lima-gq-signing032001.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><center>On this day in Bastardly History... <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-adriana-lima-looked-amazing-the-april-gq-signing-event-0320">Adriana Lima Looked Amazing @ The April GQ Signing Event</a></strong></center><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/node/21918#comment_box">Comment on this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-1888295191367451951?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-45311769198831385512009-03-21T03:08:00.001-07:002009-03-21T03:08:50.539-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album102/audrina-patridge-03200901.jpg" border="0" />Yup, and to think 1 year and 1 day ago, those <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-audrina-patridge-nude-photos-naked-playboy-pics-next-0319">nude photos of Audrina Patridge</a></strong> were "leaked" onto the internet... and she shot up our radars and now we've gotten all those photos of her <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-audrina-patridge-throws-a-bikini-pool-party-treasure-island-0819?page=0,1">black bikini</a>, the <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-audrina-patridge-her-fake-boobs-help-market-bombay-sapphire-0928?page=0,3">black one-piece swimsuit</a>, <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-audrina-patridge-bikini-pics-0723?page=0,1">black/pink bikini</a>, her <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-audrina-patridge-bikini-pics-0802?page=0,1">pink bikini</a>, or her <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-audrina-patridge-shows-off-fake-boobs-in-her-bikini-ow-0516?page=0,1">green bikini</a>. And do we care? No, not really, but it's always nice to look at <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/taxonomy/term/239">bikini photos</a>... well, not <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-shauna-sand-topless-bikini-photos-w-new-boyfriend-in-malibu-0320">Shauna Sand's topless bikini photos</a></strong>.<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-audrina-patridge-shops-barneys-new-york-in-beverly-hills-0320?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-4531176919883138551?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-89880583261794039752009-03-20T05:21:00.001-07:002009-03-20T05:21:56.516-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/2006-image-uploads/2009/03/shauna-sand-03190901.jpg" border="0" />Yeah, yeah, I know we don't necessarily post nudity on the site, I mean, with the exception of <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/09/06/vanessa-hudgens-nude-picture-you-saw-it-here-last">Vanessa Hudgens' hairy bush</a> and <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-audrina-patridge-nude-photos-naked-playboy-pics-next-0319">Audrina Patridge's "leaked nude photos"</a>, but for Shauna Sand and her fake titties, I'm making another exception. I mean, atleast we're not looking at her stinky snatch or anything.<br /><br />Anyways, surprisingly Shauna is photographed on the beach without <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-shauna-sand-her-stripper-heels-went-for-a-beverly-hills-walk-0318">her stripper heels</a>! Remember the last time we saw <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-more-shauna-sand-bikini-pics-from-miami-beach-0126">her bikini pics in Miami Beach</a> with her boyfriend at the time? Yeah, <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-yes-even-more-shauna-sand-bikini-pics-from-miami-beach-0127">those bikini pics</a> probably made you all puke and these are no exception. However, if she didn't already make you puke after looking at those photos when she bought a <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-news-shauna-sand-went-shopping-for-prostitute-shoes-0314?page=0,1">new pair of prostitute shoes</a>, then here's your chance to catch up with everyone else.<br /><br />Yeah, these photos are <strong>pretty much NSFW</strong>.<br /><br />...and if you see <strong>The Godfather II ad</strong>.., click it! Help us shameless bastards out!<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-shauna-sand-topless-bikini-photos-w-new-boyfriend-in-malibu-0320?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-8988058326179403975?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-54398680248713858252009-03-19T20:44:00.001-07:002009-03-19T20:44:13.155-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/candice-swanepoel-03180901.jpg" border="0" /><br />- Rotten Tuna: Lady GaGa <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8521">[HollywoodTuna]</a><br />- The Babes of March Madness 2009 <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/03/18/the-babes-of-march-madness-2009/">[CO-ED Magazine]</a><br />- Russell Brand and Another Groupie <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/03/19/russell-brand-and-another-groupie-of-the-day/">[Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]</a><br />- Whitney Port Dating New Guy <a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/2009/03/19/whitney-port-dating-new-guy">[I'm Not Obsessed]</a><br />- Chris Brown and Rihanna made a sex tape? <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/03/a-sex-tape.php">[Celebslam]</a><br /><br />- Battlestar Galactica&rsquo;s Hottest Women <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/03/19/holy-frak-battlestar-galacticas-hottest-women/">[Complex]</a><br />- Marilyn Manson Wants Dita Von Teese Back <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/31226">[Dlisted]</a><br />- Madonna&rsquo;s New Boyfriend is Already Cheating <a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/03/18/madonnas-new-boyfriend-is-already-cheating/">[Yeeah!]</a><br />- Penelope Cruz in Vanity Fair <a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2009/03/19/penelope-cruz-is-high-class/">[Derek Hail]</a><br />- Joe Jonas does the Miley &ldquo;goofy face&rdquo; <a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/03/joe-jonas-does-the-miley-goofy-face/">[The Blemish]</a><br /><br />- Becky is een pagina3-meisje <a href="http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/plaatjes/becky-is-een-pagina3-meisje-1235">[Flabber]</a><br />- Angelina Jolie Arrested for Stealing Children <a href="http://www.celebparasite.com/4331/Angelina_jolie_arrested_for_stealing_children.html">[Celeb Parasite]</a><br />- <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6371106">Justin <nobr id="itxt_nobr_0_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Timberlake<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> is launching his own line of tequila <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/42101/justin_timberlake_is_launching_his_own_line_of_tequila/">[Cele|bitchy]</a><br />- 74 Year Old Porn King of Japan (SFW) <a href="http://forum.bastardly.com/discussion/4812/74-year-old-porn-king-of-japan-sfw/#Item_0">[The Bastardly Society]</a><br /><br />- 65 PHOTOS OF SMOKING HOT COSPLAY GIRLS <a href="http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&amp;show=65-PHOTOS-OF-SMOKING-HOT-COSPLAY-GIRLS.html&amp;Itemid=1">[Manofest]</a><br />- Audrina Patridge&rsquo;s Ass Gets Blown Away <a href="http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=10501">[The Grumpiest]</a><br />- Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs Trailer <a href="http://www.popoholic.com/2009/03/19/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-trailer/">[Popoholic]</a><br />- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/21/whitney-asks-are-you-a-bastardly-lady-of-the-day/">[The Bastardly]</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-5439868024871385825?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-29788255092824695512009-03-18T19:13:00.003-07:002009-03-18T19:13:24.081-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/miranda-kerr-03170901.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><center>If we get enough clicks on the Yaris background it'll go away!!! So we need you to click it!!! (I'm lying)</center><br />- <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6372356">Blake <nobr id="itxt_nobr_1_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Lively<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> And Leighton Meester&rsquo;s Girl On Girl Action <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8442">[HollywoodTuna]</a><br />- 5 Comic Books That Should Never Be Made Into Movies <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/03/18/5-comic-books-that-should-never-be-made-into-movies/">[CO-ED Magazine]</a><br />- Angela Lindvall is Naked in Purple Revisited <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/03/18/angela-lindvall-is-naked-in-purple-revisited-of-the-day/">[Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]</a><br />- Kanye West Faces Criminal Misdemeanor Charges <a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/2009/03/18/kanye-west-faces-criminal-misdemeanor-charges">[I'm Not Obsessed]</a><br />- LeAnn Rimes is cheating on her husband <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/03/leann-rimes-is-cheating-on-her.php">[Celebslam]</a><br /><br />- The 9 Hottest Irish Women <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/03/18/worldwide-wednesday-the-9-hottest-irish-women/">[Complex]</a><br />- American Idol: Ring Of WTF <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/31205">[Dlisted]</a><br />- <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6372386">Britney <nobr id="itxt_nobr_3_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Spears<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> and K-Fed Are Falling in Love Again <a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/03/18/britney-spears-and-k-fed-are-falling-in-love-again/">[Yeeah!]</a><br />- <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6703927">Liam <nobr id="itxt_nobr_4_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Neeson&rsquo;s<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> Wife Transfered to New York Hospital <a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2009/03/18/liam-neesons-wife-transfered-to-new-york-hospital/">[Derek Hail]</a><br />- John Mayer wants to write a tell-all <a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/03/john-mayer-wants-to-write-a-tell-all/">[The Blemish]</a><br /><br />- Slow motion bikini chicks in ijsgevecht <a href="http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/slow-motion-bikini-chicks-in-ijsgevecht-1227">[Flabber]</a><br />- Hilary Duff is Starting to Worry Me <a href="http://www.celebparasite.com/4324/Hilary_duff_is_starting_to_worry_me.html">[Celeb Parasite]</a><br />- Brad Pitt &amp; Natalie Portman will play lovers <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41999/brad_pitt_natalie_portman_will_play_lovers_in_just-announced_film_artifacts/">[Cele|bitchy]</a><br />- Diora Baird's Tits: Real or Fake? <a href="http://forum.bastardly.com/discussion/2957/diora-bairds-tits-real-or-fake/#Item_0">[The Bastardly Society]</a><br /><br />- SUPER MEGA FEMALE: LACEY CHABERT <a href="http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&amp;show=TODAYS-MANOFEST-SUPER-MEGA-FEMALE-LACEY-CHABERT.html&amp;Itemid=1">[Manofest]</a><br />- Kate Moss Upskirt Pictures <a href="http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=10495">[The Grumpiest]</a><br />- Elisha Cuthbert Looking Hot And Healthy <a href="http://www.popoholic.com/2009/03/18/elisha-cuthbert-looking-hot-and-healthy/">[Popoholic]</a><br />- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/21/whitney-asks-are-you-a-bastardly-lady-of-the-day/">[The Bastardly]</a><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-miranda-kerr-brings-the-afternoon-links-0318?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-2978825509282469551?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-88186377465984392332009-03-18T19:13:00.001-07:002009-03-18T19:13:05.088-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/gossip-girls-rolling-stone-0301.jpg" border="0" /><br /><em>Read the article about the latest season of '<strong><a href="http://www.cwtv.com/shows/gossip-girl">Gossip Girl</a></strong>', see more pics &amp; watch the photo shoot video @ <strong><a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/03/18/the-nasty-thrill-of-gossip-girl-on-the-set-of-tvs-hottest-show-in-rolling-stone/#">Rolling Stone's website</a></strong>!</em><br /><br /><em>Here's the pic they used for the cover:</em><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/gossip-girls-rolling-stone-0302.jpg" /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-rolling-stone-blake-lively-leighton-meester-have-lesbian-tendencies-0318?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-8818637746598439233?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-73173039791718714082009-03-18T19:12:00.003-07:002009-03-18T19:12:29.682-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/megan-joy03170901.jpg" border="0" /><br />Even though I'm not pulling for <strong><a href="http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season_8/megan_joy/">Megan Joy</a></strong> to win this season, but I'm still a fan for obvious (juicy) reasons. Let's just say that it wouldn't hurt if she won from a <strong>Bastardly Hotness</strong> standpoint.<br /><br />You can listen to all of last night's performances, hit the <strong><a href="http://www.americanidol.com/"><em>American Idol</em> website</a></strong>. Tonight's elimination night, so tune in to find out who gets voted off!<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-megan-joy-looked-hot-on-american-idol-last-night-0318?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7317303979171871408?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-90884004648908998052009-03-18T19:12:00.001-07:002009-03-18T19:12:05.592-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/jaslene-gonzalez03180901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Splash News</small><br /><br /><em>It looks like someone's still <strong>suffering from an eating disorder</strong>. Quite surprisingly, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaslene_Gonzalez">Jaslene's Wiki page</a> lists her as 110lbs, but I'll highly skeptical...</em><br /><br /></font><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-jaslene-gonzalez-valentino-the-last-emperor-nyc-premiere-0318?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-9088400464890899805?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-25609197382106083232009-03-18T05:26:00.001-07:002009-03-18T05:26:34.465-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/megan-fox-03170901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: REVOLUTION PIX/bauergriffinonline.com</small><br /><br />We've still got <em>Transformers 2</em> this summer to look forward to with Megan Fox and hopefully another one of <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/03/16/megan-fox-is-making-the-new-transformers-movie-sex">"that scene"</a></strong> from the first movie. However, plans and a release date for <em>Transformers 3</em> have been published... all without confirmation that Megan's fine ass will be in it.<br /></font><br /><blockquote>Paramount certainly thinks so, as it&rsquo;s already announced the release date for &ldquo;Transformers 3,&rdquo; even though deals with the franchise&rsquo;s director (Michael Bay), stars (Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox), nor any writer have been made.<br /><br />&ldquo;Transformers 3&rdquo; will be coming to a theater near you on July 1, 2011. <em><a href="http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/03/17/transformers-3-to-roll-out-independence-weekend-in-2011/">Source</a></em></blockquote><br />Anyways, these photos of Megan all practically look the same but I couldn't not post some of them. Oh yeah, and let's not forget what Megan looked like <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-megan-fox-dated-david-gallagher-from-7th-heavan-0316">back in 2004</a></strong> when she was dating David Gallagher of <em>7th Heaven</em>!<br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/megan-fox-03170902.jpg" /> <br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-megan-fox-went-to-little-doms-restaurant-for-lunch-0318?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-2560919738210608323?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-79034665368712066672009-03-17T19:12:00.003-07:002009-03-17T19:12:54.977-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/emmy-rossum-details-0401.jpg" border="0" /><br />Just like most of you bastards, we were pretty much blindsided by <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6370755">Emmy <nobr id="itxt_nobr_0_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Rossum's<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> juicy layout in next month's issue of <em>Details</em>! </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7903466536871206667?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-23968511302366460712009-03-17T19:12:00.001-07:002009-03-17T19:12:39.647-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/raica-oliveira-03160901.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><center>If we get enough clicks on the Yaris background it'll go away!!! So we need you to click it!!! (I'm lying)</center><br />- Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8334">[HollywoodTuna]</a><br />- 69 Super Sexy Gamer Girls <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/03/17/69-super-sexy-gamer-girls/">[CO-ED Magazine]</a><br />- Holly Madison and her Stripper Quickstep <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/03/17/holly-madison-and-her-stripper-quickstep-of-the-day/">[Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]</a><br />- Jessica Alba Makes Music <a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/2009/03/17/jessica-alba-makes-music-with-baby-honor-marie">[I'm Not Obsessed]</a><br />- Chris Brown's bodyguard beats up dude <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/03/chris-browns-bodyguard-beats-u.php">[Celebslam]</a><br /><br />- Super Two&rsquo;s Day: Katy Perry <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/03/17/super-twos-day-katy-perry/">[Complex]</a><br />- American Idol Is Fixed?! <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/31193">[Dlisted]</a><br />- Kate Moss Forgot a Shirt <a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/03/17/kate-moss-forgot-a-shirt/">[Yeeah!]</a><br />- Amy Winehouse&rsquo;s Spring Court Visit <a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2009/03/17/amy-winehouses-spring-court-visit/">[Derek Hail]</a><br />- DJ AM wants $20 million <a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/03/dj-am-wants-20-million/">[The Blemish]</a><br /><br />- Karina Jelinek <a href="http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/plaatjes/karina-jelinek-1221">[Flabber]</a><br />- Katherine Heigl is Classy <a href="hhttp://www.celebparasite.com/4317/Katherine_heigl_is_classy_or_at_least_pretends_to_be.html">[Celeb Parasite]</a><br />- <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="8162482"><nobr id="itxt_nobr_2_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Octomom<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> complains: &ldquo;I never asked for all of this&rdquo; <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41708/octomom_complains_i_never_asked_for_all_of_this/">[Cele|bitchy]</a><br />- rap fued now gets sex tape thrown in the mix... <a href="http://forum.bastardly.com/discussion/4810/rap-fued-now-gets-sex-tape-thrown-in-the-mix/#Item_0">[The Bastardly Society]</a><br /><br />- THE 10 HOTTEST IRISH FEMALE CELEBRITIES <a href="http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&amp;show=THE-10-HOTTEST-IRISH-FEMALE-CELEBRITIES.html&amp;Itemid=1">[Manofest]</a><br />- Hot Miley Cyrus Lesbian Action <a href="http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=10494">[The Grumpiest]</a><br />- Transformers 3 News Rocks <a href="http://www.popoholic.com/2009/03/17/transformers-3-news-rocks-and-so-does-hand-puppet-optimus-prime/">[Popoholic]</a><br />- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/21/whitney-asks-are-you-a-bastardly-lady-of-the-day/">[The Bastardly]</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-2396851130236646071?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-38137918676573860442009-03-17T12:27:00.007-07:002009-03-17T12:27:55.564-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/anna-faris-gq-20090-01.jpg" border="0" /><br />It's not just mere coincidence that <strong>Anna Faris' beautiful bod</strong> is plastered on soon-to-be-sticky pages of next month's <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6370860">GQ <nobr id="itxt_nobr_0_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Magazine<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a>. She's using the layout to pimp her latest movie, co-starring <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6371813">Seth <nobr id="itxt_nobr_0_1" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Rogen<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a>, "<STRONG><A href="http://www.observeandreport.org/">Observe &amp; Report</A></STRONG>." The flick hits theaters on April 10th. I <strong>saw a huge ad </strong>on the side of a parking garage overlooking the East River as I drive along FDR, so they're definitely spending big bucks in marketing this movie.<br /><a href="http://observeandreport.org/"><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/Observe_and_report-poster.jpg" /></a><font size="2"><small>Photo Source: <em><a href="http://observeandreport.org/">Observe &amp; Report</a></em></small><br /><br /><em>Here's a brief synopsis:</em><br /><br /></font><br /><blockquote>Bi-polar mall security guard Ronnie Barnhardt is called into action to stop a flasher from turning shopper's paradise into his personal peep show. But when Barnhardt can't bring the culprit to justice, a surly police detective is recruited to close the case. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observe_and_Report">[Source]</a></blockquote><br />True, this movie's <strong>premise sounds a bit like another mall cop movie</strong> released earlier this year ("<A class=iAs style="font-weight: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target=_blank classname="iAs" itxtdid="7208614">Paul Blart: Mall <NOBR id=itxt_nobr_3_0 style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 100%">Cop<IMG style="border-right: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; border-top: 0pt; display: inline; padding-left: 0pt; left: 1px; float: none; padding-bottom: 0pt; margin: 0pt; border-left: 0pt; width: 10px; padding-top: 0pt; border-bottom: 0pt; top: 1px; height: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adtypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif"></NOBR></A>"), but movie critics are calling it a much darker version (<a href="http://www.film.com/movies/observe-and-report/story/five-reasons-seth-rogens-observe/25809249">this review makes a direct comparison</a>).<br /><br /><em>And, here's the trailer:</em><br /><br /><br /><center><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/8821" width="520" height="281" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true"></center><br /><br /><strong>MORE:</strong><br /><strong><a href="http://observeandreport.org/">Visit the official Observe &amp; Report Website</a></strong><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-anna-faris-gq-magazine-april-2009-0317?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-3813791867657386044?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-28886349131161085672009-03-17T12:27:00.005-07:002009-03-17T12:27:43.216-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/aubrey-oday-03160901.jpg" border="0" />Aubrey O'Day has gone from <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-caption-this-bitches-aubrey-oday-ready-to-take-it-edition--1211">Complex</a> to <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-aubrey-oday-nude-playboy-pics-march-2009-issue-0218">Playboy</a> and now appears in DUB Magazine. So that '72 Chevelle SS below is (supposedly) Aubrey's favorite of her cars. Anyways, after reportedly getting paid $500k to <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-aubrey-oday-nude-playboy-pics-march-2009-issue-0218">pose for Playboy</a></strong> (which was a bunch of photoshop/airbrushing/CGI), Aubrey has said that she's totally down to whore herself out again for another easy paycheck from Hef. Obviously she needs to do something to earn some money and pay for things like the '72 Chevelle SS because unless she's releasing an album with Diddy, she's not making any music soon.<br /><br /><blockquote>"I absolutely want to do it again, any day. I&rsquo;ve been asked to actually," O&rsquo;Day told Tarts last week. "I only took a little bit off this time so I&rsquo;ll be back."<br /><br />"I get sent a lot of creepy pictures like of guys licking the pages," she admitted. "It&rsquo;s slightly weird."<br /><br />"Everything in life happens for a reason. A lot of people last year were fired, we are in a recession," O&rsquo;Day admitted. "We are all going thru hard times. I&rsquo;m just a public representative for being fired in 2008 and moving on in 2009." <em><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,509349,00.html">Source</a></em></blockquote><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/aubrey-oday-03160902.jpg" /> <br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-aubrey-oday-dub-magazine-april-may-0317?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-2888634913116108567?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-74174191422975112412009-03-17T12:27:00.003-07:002009-03-17T12:27:29.824-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album13/yustman-palicki-03160601.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><center>On this day in Bastardly History... <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/03/17/adrianne-palicki-vs-odette-yustman-a-bastardly-south-beach-matchup">Adrianne Palicki vs Odette Yustman</a></strong></center><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-from-the-bastardly-archives-three-years-ago-0316#comment_box">Comment on this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7417419142297511241?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-49579671525123329812009-03-17T12:27:00.001-07:002009-03-17T12:27:17.054-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/kim-kardashian-03160901.jpg" border="0" /><br /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: DISCIULLO/bauergriffinonline.com</small><br /><br />Hmm... yesterday Kim was </font><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-news-kim-kardashian-attempts-to-deep-throat-lollipop-0316">deep-throating a lollipop</a>, we previously saw <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kourtney-kardashian-got-drunk-my-house-nightclub-0310">Kourtney drunk</a>, and well, Khloe is always hungry. Aren't these bitches supposed to be fighting or something? We say <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kourtney-khloe-kardashian-bikini-pics-from-miami-0302">Kourtney and Khloe in bikinis</a> on vacation in Miami with no Kim, she's been busy doing <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kim-kardashian-does-swimsuit-calendar-photo-shoot-ow-0227">her bikini calendar</a></strong> shoot... not like we wanna buy a Khloe calendar.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-4957967152512332981?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-54136742621313856392009-03-17T12:26:00.005-07:002009-03-17T12:26:57.134-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/kristen-stewart03160901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin; INFphoto.com</small><br /><br />The makers of "Superbad" bring us "<STRONG><A href="http://www.adventurelandthefilm.com/">Adventureland</A></STRONG>," so obviously this movie will kick some<strong> serious comedic ass</strong>.<br /><br /><em>Here's a brief synopsis:</em><br /></font><br /><blockquote>It's the summer of 1987, James Brennan (Jesse Eisenberg), a recent college graduate, is looking for a job. After initial attempts to find employment prove unsuccessful, he eventually finds work at a local amusement park and learns it's the perfect course to prepare him for the real world.<br /><br />The film is based on the director's experiences of the same nature working at an amusement park of the same name. The film is scheduled to be released on April 3, 2009 in the United States. It is rated R for language, drug use and sexual references. The tag line is: It was the worst job they ever imagined... and the best time of their lives. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventureland_%28film%29">[Source]</a></blockquote><br /><br /><em>Here's the trailer:</em><br /><br /><br /><center><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/7454" width="520" height="353" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true"></center><br /><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/kristen-stewart03160906.jpg" /><br /><br /><em>Here's the Kimmel interview referenced in the comments:</em><br /><br /><br /><center><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H4jlCjR_-MU" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true"></center><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kristen-stewart-lookin-sexy-adventureland-la-premiere-0317?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-5413674262131385639?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-35948410514788166092009-03-17T12:26:00.003-07:002009-03-17T12:26:33.964-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/sarah-shahi-03160901.jpg" border="0" />I wish there were more photos from this shoot but unfortunately not. We like Sarah Shahi magazine photoshoots... remember her <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-sarah-shahi-esquire-women-we-love-photos-0828">ultra-sexy photos</a></strong> from Esquire Magazine? ...and don't forget the <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/10/18/sarah-shahi-models-her-undies-naked-sexy-boobs-nipples/">hottest Bastardly Minute ever</a></strong>.<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-sarah-shahi-mens-health-december-2008-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-3594841051478816609?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-29624392272331485352009-03-17T12:26:00.001-07:002009-03-17T12:26:07.473-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album27/joliet-03180801.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><center>On this day in Bastardly History... <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-joliet">Bastardly Lady of the Day - Joliet</a></strong></center><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-from-the-bastardly-archives-last-year-0316#comment_box">Comment on this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-2962439227233148535?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-31344046405411595842009-03-16T19:29:00.005-07:002009-03-16T19:29:50.469-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/megan-fox-03160901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Megan-Fox.net</small><br /><br />It's not </font><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/taxonomy/term/232">Flashback Friday</a> but I had to make an exception for these photos of Megan Fox that have been making its rounds across the internet today. These are back from 2004 making her either 17 or 18 years old. <br /><br />Megan dated David Gallagher from 2003-2004. You know, David Gallagher, the guy that played Simon Camden on <em>7th Heaven</em>. You know, <em>7th Heaven</em>, the show that gave us <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/03/10/bastardly-booty-rating-jessica-biel-ass-picture-tribute">Jessica Biel's magical booty</a></strong>.<br /><br />Well, after they broke up, Megan started <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-megan-fox-sexing-up-bag-again-drives-a-mercedes-g550-0304">dating BAG</a> while David dated Playboy's <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/taxonomy/term/1332">Jillian Grace</a> for a couple of years. <br /><br />Anyways, I've made it a point to obviously crop out the lucky bastard so we can just look at Megan back in a non-tattoo jailbait/barely legal year. FYI, the last few pages are of the two of them. Gaaawwdddaaamnn lucky bastard!!!!!<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-megan-fox-dated-david-gallagher-from-7th-heavan-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-3134404640541159584?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-21324456805417129662009-03-16T19:29:00.003-07:002009-03-16T19:29:32.016-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/hayden-03150901.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><center>The Yaris background is gone but you can still click on The Godfather Ad!!!</center><br />- Lindsay Lohan Boozing? <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8196&amp;folder=499">[HollywoodTuna]</a><br />- 49 Badass Twitter Backgrounds <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/03/16/pimp-your-twitter-49-badass-twitter-backgrounds/">[CO-ED Magazine]</a><br />- Top Model Audition Riot <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/03/16/top-model-audition-riot-of-the-day/">[Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]</a><br />- Jenna Jameson Welcomes Twin Boys <a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/2009/03/16/jenna-james-welcomes-twin-boys">[I'm Not Obsessed]</a><br />- Samantha Ronson needs a new window <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/03/the-aftermath.php">[Celebslam]</a><br /><br />- Wifey Or Trifey: Kelly Clarkson <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/03/16/wifey-or-trifey-kelly-clarkson/">[Complex]</a><br />- Zac Efron Needs A Bath <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/31176">[Dlisted]</a><br />- Desperate Housewives Lesbian Kiss <a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/03/16/desperate-housewives-lesbian-kiss-pictures/">[Yeeah!]</a><br />- Larysa Poznyak in FHM Spain <a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2009/03/10/larysa-poznyak-in-fhm-spain/">[Derek Hail]</a><br />- Pete Wentz drank his own piss <a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/03/pete-wentz-drank-his-own-piss/">[The Blemish]</a><br /><br />- Playboy's Kasteel <a href="http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/plaatjes/playboys-kasteel-1216">[Flabber]</a><br />- Nicola Mclean's workout the other day <a href="http://www.celebparasite.com/4308/Watch_out.html">[Celeb Parasite]</a><br />- Rihanna in talks to star on the big screen <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41481/rihanna_in_talks_to_star_on_the_big_screen/">[Cele|bitchy]</a><br />- Amanda Righetti/Shannen Doherty <a href="http://forum.bastardly.com/discussion/4808/amanda-righettishannen-doherty/#Item_0">[The Bastardly Society]</a><br /><br />- ROGER RABBIT ARRESTED FOR DUI <a href="http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&amp;show=ROGER-RABBIT-ARRESTED-FOR-DUI.html&amp;Itemid=1">[Manofest]</a><br />- Pamela Anderson&rsquo;s Boobs Save Animals <a href="http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=10488">[The Grumpiest]</a><br />- More Malin Akerman Hotness From Maxim <a href="http://www.popoholic.com/2009/03/16/more-malin-akerman-hotness-from-maxim/">[Popoholic]</a><br />- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/21/whitney-asks-are-you-a-bastardly-lady-of-the-day/">[The Bastardly]</a><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-hayden-panettiere-brings-the-afternoon-links-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-2132445680541712966?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-31609448597187152702009-03-16T19:29:00.001-07:002009-03-16T19:29:11.372-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/brooke-hogan-stripper-0901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Splash News</small><br /><br />There are so many things wrong with this set of pics, so let's dive right in.<br /><br />First off, the picture above is from a Brooke Hogan concert &amp; not not a <strong>public striptease show</strong> on the streets of Miami. After a one year long disappearance from the concert circuit, Brooke resurfaced with a scandalous performance at a Latin festival called "</FONT><A href="http://www.carnavalmiami.com/calle8/">Calle Ocho</A>." After googling the event, here's what we discovered:<br /><br /><blockquote>What started in 1978 to share our Cuban culture in Miami has become the virtual Pan-American showcase it is today - blocks &amp; blocks full of musical stages with top latin performers, ethnic food kiosks lining the way and children's activities. <a href="http://www.carnavalmiami.com/calle8/">[Source]</a></blockquote><br /><em>Ok, we'll stop there.</em> Since when did Brooke Hogan become a latin performer---not this particular performance really showcases <strong>Brooke's musical abilities</strong>. <br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/brooke-hogan-stripper-0903.jpg" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Splash News</small><br />On to the second issue: Why does <strong>Hulk Hogan's girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel</strong> look so much like his daughter? <em>Here's a comparison:</em><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/brooke-hogan-stripper-0910a.jpg" /><small>Photo Credit: Splash News</small><br /></font><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-brooke-hogans-miami-striptease-act-hulk-hogans-new-girlfriend-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-3160944859718715270?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-46202828935735896482009-03-16T19:28:00.005-07:002009-03-16T19:28:56.457-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/doutzen-kroes04130901.jpg" border="0" /><br />You don't need us to tell you that <strong>Doutzen looks drop dead gorgeous at all times</strong>, so I'll let these juicy pics do all the talkin'. And, for those of you bastards who missed her recent bikini pics from Miami Beach, <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-doutzen-kroes-bikini-pics-from-miami-beach-0311">check 'em here</a></strong>!<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-beautiful-doutzen-kroes-2009-loreal-melbourne-fashion-festival-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-4620282893573589648?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-51323147680796618372009-03-16T19:28:00.003-07:002009-03-16T19:28:24.803-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/kim-kardashian-lolli-03120901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small><em>God D-d-d-d-daaaayuuum!</em></small><br /><br />Make all the<strong> penis &amp; blow job jokes</strong> you wanna make because it's more than obvious that Kim Kardashian know's what will happen if she walks around Miami Airport sucking on a fat lollipop.<br /><br /><em>If blog posts could have soundtracks, the following song would be perfect:</em><br /><br /></font><br /><center><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tqDBa11MuDo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" width="560" height="340" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></center><br /><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/kim-kardashian-lolli-03120902.jpg" /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-news-kim-kardashian-attempts-to-deep-throat-lollipop-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-5132314768079661837?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-64654138337236805392009-03-16T19:28:00.001-07:002009-03-16T19:28:07.155-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/sabrina-sato-03150901.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-sabrina-sato-vip-magazine-march-2009-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-6465413833723680539?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-65027086951905134932009-03-16T19:27:00.001-07:002009-03-16T19:27:27.514-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><a href="http://www.complex.com/PROMOTIONS/Havaianas?utm_source=frontpage&amp;utm_medium=hotspot&amp;utm_campaign=havaianas-model-search"><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/havaianas-complex.jpg" /></a><br />Havaianas is <strong>conducting a model search</strong> &amp; Complex Magazine is helping them with the hunt! Since Bastardly is world renowned for deciding who's hot &amp; who's not, we've been asked to <strong><a href="http://www.complex.com/PROMOTIONS/Havaianas">help rate hotties</a></strong> who come to us from all across the United States. <br /><br />All you bastards have to do is <a href="http://www.complex.com/PROMOTIONS/Havaianas">review bikini pics of four chicks</a> &amp; give each one a rating. Here are links to each girl's page (from left to right):</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-6502708695190513493?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-16331656332846826892009-03-16T10:26:00.001-07:002009-03-16T10:26:24.317-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/jessica-simpson-203120901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: GERI/bauergriffinonline.com</small><br /><br />Anyone know what lame-ass festival Jessica opened for this time around? We know that after performing at the </font><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-jessica-simpson-performs-florida-strawberry-festival-0309">Strawberry Festival in Florida</a> last week, she <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-jessica-simpson-opens-for-rascal-flatts-in-chula-vista-ca-0314">opened for Rascal Flatts</a> on Friday in Chula Vista. I don't know much about her new country-flavored tunes, but I'm just thankful she retired the <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-jessica-simpson-performs-999-kiss-country-24th-annual-chili-cook-off-0126">mom jeans she sported at the Chilli Cook-Off</a></strong> for these delicious daisy dukes! <em>Go back to the basics, Jessica! </em><br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-jessica-simpson-busts-out-her-daisy-dukes-irvine-concert-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-1633165633284682689?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-89960477867505949712009-03-16T10:25:00.005-07:002009-03-16T10:25:56.968-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/elizabeth-reaser03120901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin</small><br /><br />These were snapped a couple days back in Vancouver, Canada, the location where Twilight sequel 'New Moon' is currently being filmed. 'Twilight' <strong>earned roughly $370mil </strong>to date with a budget of $37mil, so it was literally a no-brainer to make sequels. 'New Moon' is scheduled to begin on shootiing on March 23 in Vancouver, followed by two weeks of shooting in Italy later in May (</font><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Moon_%282009_film%29#Film_adaptation"><em>source</em></a>).<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-elizabeth-reaser-drinks-starbucks-coffee-on-new-moon-set-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-8996047786750594971?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-46727194325244120082009-03-16T10:25:00.003-07:002009-03-16T10:25:28.135-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/kim-kardashian-03150921.jpg" border="0" /><br />These photos were from the <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6371750">Russell <nobr id="itxt_nobr_4_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Simmons<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> and Rush Philanthropic Art For Life benefit that Kim Kardashian hosted. Reggie Bush was with her and for once he gets quoted for the nice things he says about Kim. He probably asked her to try something new and freaky in bed later that night.<br /><br /><blockquote>&ldquo;Kim is great on the show, and on top of that she has a wonderful personality because she is down to earth, caring and approachable,&rdquo; Bush tells PEOPLE. <br /><br />&ldquo;Even though we come from different worlds &ndash; she's a Hollywood kid, and I am a sports guy &ndash; we like many of the same things &ndash; eating, watching movies and outdoor activities. I am happy for all of her success.&rdquo; <em><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20265774,00.html">Source</a></em></blockquote><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-caption-this-bitches-kim-kardashian-plays-charades-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-4672719432524412008?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-88781799146822124392009-03-16T10:25:00.001-07:002009-03-16T10:25:12.552-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/russell-simmons-03150901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin</small><br /><br />These were snapped over the weekend in Miami Beach as Russell Simmons got his body oiled up for tantric with his new girlfriend. Damn bastard is <strong>seriously living the life </strong>after ditching super bitching Kimora Lee. Sometimes it seems like he's sleeping with a new white chick every other week. <em>Bastard!!</em><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/russell-simmons-03150902.jpg" /><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin</small><br /><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/russell-simmons-03150903.jpg" /><small>Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin</small><br /><br /></font><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-caption-this-russell-simmons-pre-sex-exercise-session--0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-8878179914682212439?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-63125003828427524042009-03-16T10:24:00.001-07:002009-03-16T10:24:37.973-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/2005-image-uploads/j-alba-405gq-6.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><center>On this day in Bastardly History... <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/03/16/aprils-gq-jessica-alba-one-step-closer-to-playboy">April's GQ: Jessica Alba One Step Closer To Playboy!</a></strong></center><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-from-the-bastardly-archives-four-years-ago-0316#comment_box">Comment on this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-6312500382842752404?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-13088747503923414462009-03-16T09:34:00.001-07:002009-03-16T09:35:32.801-07:00If you require any more information or have any questions about our privacy policy, please feel free to contact us by email at avinash.gamerboy@gmail.com.<br /><br />At http://celebrityowned.blogspot.com/, the privacy of our visitors is of extreme importance to us. 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More detailed information about cookie management with specific web browsers can be found at the browsers' respective websites.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-1308874750392341446?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-1599394174587322662009-03-16T09:30:00.003-07:002009-03-16T09:30:13.962-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/christina-milian-03150901.jpg" border="0" /><br />"Love vs. Money" is the second album from The-Dream... you know, the dude that Christina Milan was reported to be engaged to. Well, over the weekend, Christina shot those rumors down.<br /><br /><blockquote>&ldquo;Just woke up from finishing some work in the studio late last night to some eager phone calls as to whether or not I am Engaged&hellip;. No, I am not. Point blank, period. Pretty funny. I really don&rsquo;t have a lot to say about it&hellip;,&rdquo; <em><a href="http://www.hiphoprx.com/2009/03/14/christina-milian-shoots-down-rumors-says-shes-not-engaged-to-the-dream/">Source</a></em></blockquote><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-christina-milian-goes-blonde-love-vs-money-release-party-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-159939417458732266?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-71831391483204631542009-03-16T09:30:00.001-07:002009-03-16T09:30:02.410-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album100/jlh-bentley03120901.jpg" border="0" /><br />So what do girls do when they suddenly break off an engagement w/ a douchebag fiance? Then again, what do most girls do when emotional stress linked to lost-love takes hold? They go shopping, of course! And, when you're a high-powered celebrity like <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/home?page=1#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6371009">Jennifer Love <nobr id="itxt_nobr_2_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Hewitt<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a>, you <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-jennifer-love-hewitt-drives-a-clk-63-amg--0302">scrap our Merc CLK</a></strong> &amp; bag a $200,000 Bentley! <br /><br />When I see this ride, I think the <strong>owner is comfortable &amp; satisfied</strong> with their current state of life (i.e. <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-breaking-sharon-stone-drives-a-bentley-continental-gtc-0711">Sharon Stone</a>, <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/home?page=1#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6371246">Christina <nobr id="itxt_nobr_3_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Aguilera<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a>, P.Diddy or any other random yuppy), and being "comfortable &amp; satisfied" is exactly what JLH can't afford to be at the particular juncture in life. By breaking off her engagement to Ross McCall, she pretty much set herself back at least five years. It's great she dumped his ass, but now she has to woo another man who's<strong> more famous &amp; better networked</strong> than her Ross (which shouldn't be hard).<br /><br />In our opinion, Jennifer needs to mothball her new Bentley &amp; bag a <strong>Porche 911 Turbo GT</strong> instead. She needs a ride that screams "HEY LOOK AT ME! I'M HOT, SEXY, SINGLE &amp; READY TO GO 200MPH WHILE GIVING YOU A HANDJOB!<br /><br /><P><A href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-jennifer-love-hewitt-bought-a-bentley-continental-gt-ow-0316?page="0,1"">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-7183139148320463154?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-57809686851469251022009-03-16T09:29:00.003-07:002009-03-16T09:29:37.297-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/leighton-meester-03150901.jpg" border="0" />Notice how Leigton Meester aren't wearing <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-leighton-meester-promotes-reebok-womens-top-down-0309">those Reebok shoes</a> that she's supposedly endorsing? Well, maybe it doesn't go well with what she's wearing but they didn't at her promotional event. I guess when she's not getting paid to push the product she's not going to bother with it. Looks like she went to the Sony Store to push for an endorsement deal there too.<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-leighton-meester-took-her-sexy-to-the-sony-store-in-nyc-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-5780968685146925102?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-10613383377760052292009-03-16T09:29:00.001-07:002009-03-16T09:29:08.770-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/mischa-barton-03150901.jpg" border="0" /><a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/home?page=1#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6371521">Mischa <nobr id="itxt_nobr_7_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">Barton<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> is trying hard to make up for that shit that <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-mischa-barton-went-to-the-viper-room-last-night-0313">she wore to the Viper Room</a> the other night... where she showed up with the douche that had a regrettable tattoo.<br /><br />In other Mischa news, she's not going to be on <a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px! important; COLOR: rgb(0,102,204)! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,102,204) 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: none! important" href="http://www.bastardly.com/home?page=1#" target="_blank" classname="iAs" itxtdid="6779254">the <nobr id="itxt_nobr_9_0" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%">CW's<img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0pt; LEFT: 1px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; WIDTH: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt; TOP: 1px; HEIGHT: 10px" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" /></nobr></a> new version of <em>Melrose Place</em>, rather she's signed up to be on The CW's <em>A Beautiful Life</em>. The show is about a bunch of dude and chick models in NYC.<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-mischa-barton-debut-of-the-witches-fall-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-1061338337776005229?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-1880730556085209322009-03-16T01:52:00.003-07:002009-03-16T01:52:17.966-07:00<div class="title"><br /><p class="details"><a class="comment-link" onclick="" href="http://www.celebrityfuk.com/2009/03/mischa-barton-has-no-qualms-about.html#comments"></a></p></div><br /><div class="post"><br /><div class="entry"><br /><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tX-oD9Fr7iw/Sbzyme5OJVI/AAAAAAAAAu8/18LuVEGkXP4/s1600-h/175873_large.jpeg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313388403332359506" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tX-oD9Fr7iw/Sbzyme5OJVI/AAAAAAAAAu8/18LuVEGkXP4/s400/175873_large.jpeg" border="0" /></a><br />Mischa Barton has no qualms about dropping her clothes onscreen if the script requires it.<br /><br />The 23-year-old actress, who has previously shed her layers in 2006's ''The Oh in Ohio'' and 2009s ''Closing the Ring'', revealed what mattered more was the way nudity was handled, reports &lsquo;China Daily&rsquo;.<br /><br />She said: "Doing nudity doesn't bother me. It all comes down to whether I trust the director or not."<br /><br />The former &lsquo;O.C.&rsquo; star added that her parents, on the other hand, had their reserves about her profession.<br /><br />She added: "My mom and dad are still a bit confused and cautious about what I do.<br /><br />"My dad is a stockbroker who studied law and economics and his dad was a politician. But I know him and my mom are still very proud of me." </P></DIV></DIV><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-188073055608520932?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-18541282683029236422009-03-16T01:52:00.001-07:002009-03-16T01:52:04.409-07:00<div class="title"><br /><p class="details"><a class="comment-link" onclick="" href="http://www.celebrityfuk.com/2009/03/jennifer-aniston-will-love-brad-pitt.html#comments"></a></p></div><br /><div class="post"><br /><div class="entry"><br /><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tX-oD9Fr7iw/Sbzv914OFvI/AAAAAAAAAu0/rHQkF9zvbx4/s1600-h/jennifer_aniston.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313385506104284914" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tX-oD9Fr7iw/Sbzv914OFvI/AAAAAAAAAu0/rHQkF9zvbx4/s400/jennifer_aniston.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Jennifer Aniston has revealed that she still loves her ex-husband Brad Pitt. What&rsquo;s more, she hopes she and Pitt will be "good friends again" in the future.<br /><br />The former Friends star split from Pitt in 2005, amid rumours of an affair with his Mr. and Mrs. Smith co-star Angelina Jolie, reports Contactmusic.<br /><br />Although the break up was incredibly painful, Aniston admits she looks back on her failed marriage with fond memories.<br /><br />She tells Britain's Hello magazine, "I don't regret any of that time with Brad and I'm not here to beat myself up about it. They were seven very intense years together and it was beautiful and complicated.<br /><br />"I will love Brad for the rest of my life - you can't take away good memories. Were there times when I had a little ''pity party'' for myself? Of course. Who hasn't done that?"<br /><br />And the actress hopes to eventually rebuild her friendship with her former partner. She adds, "I really do hope that we'll be good friends again at some point." </P></DIV></DIV><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-1854128268302923642?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-63836289191535625092009-03-16T01:51:00.003-07:002009-03-16T01:51:17.994-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/kim-kardashian-03150901.jpg" border="0" />Kim Kardaashian gave her take on this season's <em>Dancing With The Stars</em>. Is there much she can really say, I mean, she was eliminated after week 2. Anyways, if her comments on comparing Holly's performance to hers, then we can assume Holly will be eliminated soon, so too bad if you have her for your office pool.<br /><br /><blockquote>&ldquo;Holly reminded me of me out there dancing &ndash; only she did a better job,&rdquo; <br /><br />&ldquo;[Holly] looked nervous like I was while dancing on the show," Kardashian said. "She is such a sweet person with a fun personality. I am really excited for her, and I want her to do well.&rdquo; <em><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20265774,00.html">Source</a></em></blockquote><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-kim-kardashian-went-shopping-in-beverly-hills-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-6383628919153562509?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-84917256866614853822009-03-16T01:51:00.001-07:002009-03-16T01:51:02.516-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album101/shenae-grimes-03150901.jpg" border="0" />We last Shenae Grimes taking that yoga-toned body of hers to beach with Jessica Lowndes and showing off their <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-shenae-grimes-jessica-lowndes-rock-their-bikinis-in-malibu-0309">sexy bikini bods</a></strong>! They had to follow suit since we'd already seen their 90210 co-star, <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-secret-to-annalynne-mccord-bikini-bod-burgers-water-sex--0104">AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini</a></strong> this year. However, as much as we love AnnaLynne, especially <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-annalynne-mccord-slips-a-nipple-on-90210-set-ow-1121">her nipple</a>, she's not the one with the <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-shenae-grimes-is-the-new-brenda-walsh-0513?page=0,1">regrettable tattoos</a> like Shenae; so we know which one has really got the threshold for pain. OW!<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-shenae-grimes-prefers-arrowhead-water-for-yoga-class-0316?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-8491725686661485382?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-63441829387180753482009-03-14T21:10:00.003-07:002009-03-14T21:10:49.512-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album100/jessica-simpson03120901.jpg" border="0" /><font size="2"><small>Photo Credit: BM/bauergriffinonline.com</small><br /><br />Haters will be haters, but from a <strong>Bastardly Hotness</strong> standpoint, I gotta say that Jessica Simpson's lookin' absolutely slammin'. God damn, those legs are <strong>looking juicier</strong> than ever!<br /><br />Unfortunately, the same can't be said for Jessica's promoters booking her <strong>D-List events</strong>. First the <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-jessica-simpson-performs-999-kiss-country-24th-annual-chili-cook-off-0126">Florida Chilli Cook-Off,</a></strong> in which she showcased her new bod that <strong>bastardly whorebags with f'd up standards</strong> found to be fat (<em>she looked hot, damn it!</em>). Then, just a few days back, she once again punished country music fans at the <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-jessica-simpson-performs-florida-strawberry-festival-0309">Florida Strawberry Festival</a></strong>. <br /><br />And just yesterday, she flew her country ass across the country &amp; hit up <strong>the boonies of So. Cal</strong> (i.e. Chula Vista) and opened for the Rascal Flatts at the Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre. We can't comment on the Jessica's singing (nor would be want to), but we can say with some confidence that she needs to wear less clothes at next week's <strong>Hot Dog Festival in North Dakota</strong>! <em>Don't disappoint, Jess!</em><br /></font><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-jessica-simpson-opens-for-rascal-flatts-in-chula-vista-ca-0314?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-6344182938718075348?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-41871228649742851432009-03-14T21:10:00.001-07:002009-03-14T21:10:37.689-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album100/shauna-sand-shoes03120901.jpg" border="0" /><br />If you bastards enjoyed seeing Shauna walking around in her <strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/category/shauna-sand">clear stripper platforms</a></strong>, just wait until she's prancing the streets of Miami Beach wearing her a pair of her latest purchases!<br /><br />These were snapped a couple days back as Shauna hit up a recession-induced shoe sale at<strong> Shoes for the Stars</strong> located on the trendy Melrose Ave. Don't ask why there was a wardrobe change as she tried her shoes, but it makes looking at the pics slightly more interesting...<em>Trust us!</em><br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-breaking-news-shauna-sand-went-shopping-for-prostitute-shoes-0314?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-4187122864974285143?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-16784710271556360932009-03-14T07:33:00.001-07:002009-03-14T07:33:56.545-07:00<h2 id="post-4507" align="center"><a title="Permanent Link: Lucy Pinder&rsquo;s Breasts Are A Huge Distraction" href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=4507" rel="bookmark"></a></h2><br /><p><a href="http://hollywoodtuna.com/video.php?id=NppwUiYOcrg&amp;title=Lucy%20Pinder%20TV%20Ad%20Video"><img alt="Lucy Pinder Hot Ad" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/lucy_pinder_tv_ad_small.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p>Here&rsquo;s a video of <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=17"><em><strong>Lucy Pinder</strong></em></a> doing some ads spots for some kind of TV show, product or whatever. All I know is that if you&rsquo;re going to promote something, I think putting her in awesomely revealing outfits will make it very difficult to get your message across. Seriously, I challenge any of you - yes, even you ladies out there - to try to stay focused on what she&rsquo;s saying rather than on her huge breasts!</p><br /><table style="HEIGHT: 70px"><br /><tbody><br /><tr><br /><td style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: middle"><a href="http://hollywoodtuna.com/video.php?id=NppwUiYOcrg&amp;title=Lucy%20Pinder%20TV%20Ad%20Video" target="_blank"><img style="FLOAT: left" alt="Lucy Pinder TV Ad Video" hspace="5" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/lucy_pinder_tv_ad_tn.jpg" align="absMiddle" vspace="5" border="0" /></a></td><br /><td><strong><em><a href="http://hollywoodtuna.com/video.php?id=NppwUiYOcrg&amp;title=Lucy%20Pinder%20TV%20Ad%20Video" target="_blank">Lucy Pinder TV Ad Video</a></em></strong></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lucy_pinder_spotmarch_big&amp;title=Lucy%20Pinder%20Pictures"><img alt="Lucy Pinder Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/lucy_pinder_spotmarch_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lucy_pinder_spotmarch_2_big&amp;title=Lucy%20Pinder%20Pictures"><img alt="Lucy Pinder Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/lucy_pinder_spotmarch_2_tn.jpg" /></a> </p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lucy_pinder_spotmarch_3_big&amp;title=Lucy%20Pinder%20Pictures"><img alt="Lucy Pinder Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/lucy_pinder_spotmarch_3_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lucy_pinder_spotmarch_4_big&amp;title=Lucy%20Pinder%20Pictures"><img alt="Lucy Pinder Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/lucy_pinder_spotmarch_4_tn.jpg" /></a> </p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lucy_pinder_spotmarch_5_big&amp;title=Lucy%20Pinder%20Pictures"><img alt="Lucy Pinder Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/lucy_pinder_spotmarch_5_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lucy_pinder_spotmarch_6_big&amp;title=Lucy%20Pinder%20Pictures"><img alt="Lucy Pinder Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/lucy_pinder_spotmarch_6_tn.jpg" /></a> </p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lucy_pinder_spotmarch_7_big&amp;title=Lucy%20Pinder%20Pictures"><img alt="Lucy Pinder Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/lucy_pinder_spotmarch_7_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lucy_pinder_spotmarch_8_big&amp;title=Lucy%20Pinder%20Pictures"><img alt="Lucy Pinder Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/lucy_pinder_spotmarch_8_tn.jpg" /></a> </p><br /><p>Follow up:</p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=4507">http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=4507</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-1678471027155636093?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-63212972421904521392009-03-14T05:09:00.001-07:002009-03-14T05:09:22.055-07:00<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-41277" title="fp_1994461_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_" alt="fp_1994461_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_" src="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fp_1994461_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_.jpg" width="550" /></p><br /><p>Whenever I hear Miley Cyrus talk, I get mad. I mean really, really mad. How in the world can a 16-year-old have such a grating smoker&rsquo;s voice? And she&rsquo;s a singer! She sounds like she&rsquo;s been smoking Old Gold unfiltereds for the last thirty years. Or chewing bark just for the hell of it. So it&rsquo;s really no surprise to hear that she was recently mistaken for a 40-year-old. Frankly I consider that rather charitable when the voice is combined with that gummy smile of hers.</p><br /><blockquote><br /><p>TEENAGER MILEY CYRUS got the hump after she was mistaken for a married middle-aged MUM.</p><br /><p>The 16-year-old Disney star was mortified when a sales assistant mistook her for the 40-year-old mother of her eight-year-old half sister NOAH [sic - Noah is Miley's full sister].</p><br /><p>Miley said: &ldquo;I had this lady walk up to me and try to sell me wrinkle cream.</p><br /><p>&ldquo;I wasn&rsquo;t offended until she started to say that I looked good for my age.</p><br /><p>&ldquo;She thought I was 40. I was with a bodyguard who she thought was my husband, and my little sister-who she thought was my daughter!</p><br /><p>&ldquo;She called out &rsquo;Oh you look just like your mummy.&rsquo;</p><br /><p>&ldquo;I had to set her straight. &rsquo;Ok lady, that is NOT my husband, that is NOT my child and I am NOT 40, I&rsquo;m 16.&rsquo;</p><br /><p>&ldquo;Needless to say she was embarrassed.&rdquo;</p></blockquote><br /><p>[From <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article2312800.ece">The Sun</a>] </p><br /><p>I don&rsquo;t think the saleswoman should have been embarrassed &ndash; Miley should be. Fix your voice already! There&rsquo;s got to be some kind of surgery. In five years she&rsquo;s going to sound like Rita Cosby. Seriously, I can&rsquo;t blame the saleswoman. I&rsquo;m assuming this happened in L.A. And if so, considering all the cosmetic surgery flying around that town, it&rsquo;s safe to assume someone might expect a fairly youthful appearance from a 40-year-old in that area. Combined with the voice&hellip; well who the hell could blame the poor woman? </p><br /><p>When I hear Miley talk I always want to ask her, &ldquo;Did you ever think about just going, &lsquo;Ahem?&rsquo; You know, try clearing your throat or something?&rdquo;*<br /><br /><br /><br />*(Yes that&rsquo;s a stolen joke from Mitch Hedberg). </p><br /><p><small><font size="2">Here&rsquo;s Miley and boyfriend Justin Gaston making their way into Mr. Chows in Beverly Hills last night. Images thanks to </font><a href="http://www.famepictures.com/"><font size="2">Fame.com</font></a><font size="2"> and </font><a href="http://photo.wenn.com/"><font size="2">WENN.com</font></a><font size="2">.</font></small><br /><br /><style type="text/css"><br /> .gallery {<br /> margin: auto;<br /> }<br /> .gallery-item {<br /> float: left;<br /> margin-top: 10px;<br /> text-align: center;<br /> width: 33%; }<br /> .gallery img {<br /> border: 2px solid #cfcfcf;<br /> }<br /> .gallery-caption {<br /> margin-left: 0;<br /> }<br /> </style><br /><!-- see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes/media.php --></p><br /><div class="gallery"><br /><dl class="gallery-item"><br /><dt class="gallery-icon"><a title="fp_1994461_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41258/miley_cyrus_was_mistaken_for_a_40-year-old_by_a_saleswoman/fp_1994461_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_/"><img class="attachment-thumbnail" height="150" alt="" src="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fp_1994461_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_-101x150.jpg" width="101" /></a> </dt></dl><br /><dl class="gallery-item"><br /><dt class="gallery-icon"><a title="fp_1994465_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41258/miley_cyrus_was_mistaken_for_a_40-year-old_by_a_saleswoman/fp_1994465_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_/"><img class="attachment-thumbnail" height="150" alt="" src="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fp_1994465_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_-87x150.jpg" width="87" /></a> </dt></dl><br /><dl class="gallery-item"><br /><dt class="gallery-icon"><a title="fp_1994469_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41258/miley_cyrus_was_mistaken_for_a_40-year-old_by_a_saleswoman/fp_1994469_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_/"><img class="attachment-thumbnail" height="150" alt="" src="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fp_1994469_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_-91x150.jpg" width="91" /></a> </dt></dl><br style="CLEAR: both"><br /><dl class="gallery-item"><br /><dt class="gallery-icon"><a title="fp_1994473_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41258/miley_cyrus_was_mistaken_for_a_40-year-old_by_a_saleswoman/fp_1994473_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_/"><img class="attachment-thumbnail" height="150" alt="" src="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fp_1994473_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_-91x150.jpg" width="91" /></a> </dt></dl><br /><dl class="gallery-item"><br /><dt class="gallery-icon"><a title="fp_1994477_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41258/miley_cyrus_was_mistaken_for_a_40-year-old_by_a_saleswoman/fp_1994477_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_/"><img class="attachment-thumbnail" height="150" alt="" src="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fp_1994477_miley_cyrus_and_her_boyfriend_dine_together_in_la_-91x150.jpg" width="91" /></a> </dt></dl><br /><dl class="gallery-item"><br /><dt class="gallery-icon"><a title="miley cyrus 120309" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41258/miley_cyrus_was_mistaken_for_a_40-year-old_by_a_saleswoman/miley_cyrus_120309/"><img class="attachment-thumbnail" height="150" alt="" src="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wenn5262725-100x150.jpg" width="100" /></a> </dt></dl><br style="CLEAR: both"><br /><dl class="gallery-item"><br /><dt class="gallery-icon"><a title="miley cyrus 120309" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41258/miley_cyrus_was_mistaken_for_a_40-year-old_by_a_saleswoman/miley_cyrus_120309-2/"><img class="attachment-thumbnail" height="150" alt="" src="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wenn5262727-100x150.jpg" width="100" /></a> </dt></dl><br /><dl class="gallery-item"><br /><dt class="gallery-icon"><a title="miley cyrus 120309" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41258/miley_cyrus_was_mistaken_for_a_40-year-old_by_a_saleswoman/miley_cyrus_120309-3/"><img class="attachment-thumbnail" height="150" alt="" src="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wenn5262728-100x150.jpg" width="100" /></a> </dt></dl></div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">&nbsp;</div><br /><div class="gallery">FOllow up Here:</div><br /><div class="gallery"><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/41258/miley_cyrus_was_mistaken_for_a_40-year-old_by_a_saleswoman/">http://www.celebitchy.com/41258/miley_cyrus_was_mistaken_for_a_40-year-old_by_a_saleswoman/</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-6321297242190452139?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-52249721619451412372009-03-13T23:22:00.001-07:002009-03-13T23:22:57.413-07:00<p><a href="http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/plaatjes/heid-klum-topless-1189">Heidi Klum</a> teast en teast...</p><br /><div class="field field-type-text field-field-lees-verder"><br /><div class="field-items"><br /><div class="field-item odd"><br /><p><img class="bbcode-image" title="" alt="" src="http://babes.flabber.nl/galleries/heidiklum/1.jpg" /><br /><img class="bbcode-image" title="" alt="" src="http://babes.flabber.nl/galleries/heidiklum/2.jpg" /><br /><img class="bbcode-image" title="" alt="" src="http://babes.flabber.nl/galleries/heidiklum/3.jpg" /><br /><img class="bbcode-image" title="" alt="" src="http://babes.flabber.nl/galleries/heidiklum/4.jpg" /><br /><img class="bbcode-image" title="" alt="" src="http://babes.flabber.nl/galleries/heidiklum/5.jpg" /><br /><img class="bbcode-image" title="" alt="" src="http://babes.flabber.nl/galleries/heidiklum/6.jpg" /><br /><img class="bbcode-image" title="" alt="" src="http://babes.flabber.nl/galleries/heidiklum/7.jpg" /><br /><img class="bbcode-image" title="" alt="" src="http://babes.flabber.nl/galleries/heidiklum/8.jpg" /><br /><img class="bbcode-image" title="" alt="" src="http://babes.flabber.nl/galleries/heidiklum/9.jpg" /><br /><img class="bbcode-image" title="" alt="" src="http://babes.flabber.nl/galleries/heidiklum/10.jpg" />FOllow:</p><br /><p><a href="http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/plaatjes/heid-klum-topless-1189">http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/plaatjes/heid-klum-topless-1189</a></p></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-5224972161945141237?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-90725875836839375942009-03-13T23:21:00.001-07:002009-03-13T23:21:29.596-07:00<p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lindsay_lohan_salonx_big&amp;title=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Lindsay Lohan Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/lindsay_lohan_salonx_small.jpg" /></a> </p><br /><p>Here&rsquo;s <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=9"><em><strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong></em></a> leaving a hair salon and holy shit has Sam Ronson been working out?</p><br /><p>On another note, check out the titty action in <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lindsay_lohan_salonx_7_big&amp;title=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><em><strong>this pic</strong></em></a>. Delicious. </p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8101&amp;folder=496"><em><strong>10 more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here</strong></em></a></p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lindsay_lohan_salonx_big&amp;title=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Lindsay Lohan Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/lindsay_lohan_salonx_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lindsay_lohan_salonx_2_big&amp;title=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Lindsay Lohan Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/lindsay_lohan_salonx_2_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lindsay_lohan_salonx_3_big&amp;title=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Lindsay Lohan Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/lindsay_lohan_salonx_3_tn.jpg" /></a> </p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lindsay_lohan_salonx_4_big&amp;title=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Lindsay Lohan Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/lindsay_lohan_salonx_4_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lindsay_lohan_salonx_5_big&amp;title=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Lindsay Lohan Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/lindsay_lohan_salonx_5_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lindsay_lohan_salonx_6_big&amp;title=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Lindsay Lohan Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/lindsay_lohan_salonx_6_tn.jpg" /></a> </p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lindsay_lohan_salonx_7_big&amp;title=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Lindsay Lohan Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/lindsay_lohan_salonx_7_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lindsay_lohan_salonx_8_big&amp;title=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Lindsay Lohan Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/lindsay_lohan_salonx_8_tn.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=lindsay_lohan_salonx_9_big&amp;title=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt="Lindsay Lohan Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/lindsay_lohan_salonx_9_tn.jpg" /></a> </p><br /><p>Follow:</p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8101&amp;folder=496">http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8101&amp;folder=496</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-9072587583683937594?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-28637351221644635422009-03-13T23:19:00.001-07:002009-03-13T23:19:23.561-07:00<p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=k_perry_boob_wow_big&amp;title=%20Katy%20Perry%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt=" Katy Perry Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/k_perry_boob_wow_small.jpg" /></a> </p><br /><p>But her face is still damn ugly. Good thing she has it covered.</p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=k_perry_boob_wow_big&amp;title=%20Katy%20Perry%20Pictures&amp;loc=2"><img alt=" Katy Perry Pictures" src="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/k_perry_boob_wow_tn.jpg" /></a> </p><br /><p>FolloW:</p><br /><p><a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8130">http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=8130</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-2863735122164463542?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-9464667251431145432009-03-13T23:10:00.001-07:002009-03-13T23:10:16.179-07:00<br /><br /><p>Everyone has a fetish where they pretend to be Santa having an inappropriate encounter with an elf.&nbsp; Wait, you don&rsquo;t?&nbsp; Well, fine.&nbsp; Anyway, here are the 5 hottest celebs who&rsquo;d make perfect little elves in that fantasy.</p><br /><h2>Hayden Panettiere </h2><br /><p><a href="http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/chrishorgen/hayden-panettiere-1152x864-27800.jpg" target="_blank"></a><img title="hayden panettiere" height="351" alt="hayden panettiere" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2008/12/19/hayden.jpg" width="468" /> </p><br /><p>A lot of people like Hayden Panettiere&hellip;I think she&rsquo;s okay.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s 5&rsquo;1 but she&rsquo;s also got sort of a stocky build to her.&nbsp; That said, sex with her would pretty awesome because according to the documentary Heroes, her body can heal itself instantaneously meaning that every time you have sex POW new hymen.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s also kind of built like a horse jockey so that&rsquo;s cool.</p><br /><h2>Isla Fisher </h2><br /><p><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9lSwJ-jeXxQ/R1Tnv68PSiI/AAAAAAAAAXw/pzxGeXCIMzA/s320/isla-fisher-picture-6.jpg" target="_blank"></a><img title="isla fisher" height="638" alt="isla fisher" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2008/12/19/isla.jpg" width="468" /> </p><br /><p>Any girl who pulls off funny, crazy, and sexy like the 5&rsquo;1 Isla Fisher did in Wedding Crashers is worth a thorough fucking.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s something to be said for a woman that can make you laugh and fear for your life while you&rsquo;re ejaculating.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s also married to Sasha Baron Cohen in real life so you know that she enjoys a bit of wackiness in the bedroom.&nbsp; I&rsquo;d be surprised if they hadn&rsquo;t had sex while he was in character at some point in their relationship.&nbsp; Girls, you can&rsquo;t truly say you&rsquo;ve loved someone until they&rsquo;ve called your vagina a &ldquo;wizard&rsquo;s sleeve&rdquo;.&nbsp;</p><br /><h2>Carmen Electra</h2><br /><p><a href="http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Carmen-Electra-Screensaver-Set-2_3.png" target="_blank"></a><img title="carmen electra" height="351" alt="carmen electra" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2008/12/19/carmen.jpg" width="468" /> </p><br /><p>The 5&rsquo;0 former Playboy Playmate just kind of seems like a dirty whore to me.&nbsp; I guess marrying Dave Navarro would do that, but then again, he&rsquo;s probably just a total sissy who likes to cry at night because it&rsquo;s so difficult being a wealthy rock star.&nbsp; But I look at Carmen Electra and I just see a girl who doesn&rsquo;t mind a load on the face.&nbsp; And that&rsquo;s what&rsquo;s really important to me in this crazy work-a-day world of ours.</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><h2>Kristen Bell</h2><br /><p><img title="kristen bell" height="351" alt="kristen bell" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2008/12/19/kristen.jpg" width="468" /><a href="http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/kristen-bell-1024x768-21449.jpg" target="_blank"><br /></a></p><br /><p>Kristen Bell hasn&rsquo;t really done a whole lot but she&rsquo;s done a tremendous job of getting attention for a woman without breasts.&nbsp; The 5&rsquo;0 star of nerd-favorite Veronica Mars has been in Maxim and AskMen&rsquo;s hot whatever-fucking-number-lists countless times.&nbsp; She was even named World&rsquo;s Sexiest Vegetarian in PETA&rsquo;s 2006 list (did you know PETA had a &ldquo;Sexiest Vegetarian List&rdquo;?&nbsp; More importantly, is it all just chicks who don&rsquo;t shave their pits and go to Lilith Fair after about, say, the first 5?).&nbsp; So yeah, I guess the real point is that, for her, pretending to be an elf while being tagged is probably the biggest role she&rsquo;s had in her career.</p><br /><h2>Jessica Simpson</h2><br /><p><a href="http://www.wallpaperez.info/wallpaper/celebrities/Jessica-Simpson-girl-wallpaper-1442.jpg" target="_blank"></a><img title="jessica simpson" height="351" alt="jessica simpson" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2008/12/19/jessica.jpg" width="468" /> </p><br /><p>Jessica Simpson is my favorite type of girl.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s dumb, blonde, needy, and she has big boobs.&nbsp; And at 5&rsquo;2, she&rsquo;s more than short enough to take the mantle as my favorite busty elf.&nbsp; She&rsquo;d probably insist on singing Silent Night or some shit while in costume, which is fine because I&rsquo;d put in those pointy toed boots that WWE legend the Iron Sheik <wbr><a href="http://www.playazball.com/archives/iron%20sheik.jpg" target="_blank">used to wear</a> to make her feel bad about herself and even things out for making me listen to her stupid warbling.&nbsp; Relationships are all about equality.&nbsp; Unfortunately at the ripe old age of 28, she&rsquo;s getting old enough where she should be relegated to only playing Mrs. Claus since women are basically as valuable as a Sacajawea after they&rsquo;re over 25.&nbsp; </p><br /><p>And with that I wish a happy holiday to all of you, including but not limited to those celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Robonukkah.&nbsp; Athiests, happy end of December to you too.</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><p><a title="Hi-5: The 5 Hottest Celebs Who&rsquo;d Make Perfect Elves (page 1)" href="http://www.doubleviking.com/hi-5-the-5-hottest-celebs-who-d-make-perfect-elves-page-1--10772-p.html">LINK TO THIS ARTICLE</a></p><br /><h1><font color="#98110e"></font>&nbsp;</h1><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-946466725143114543?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-90087798654637537792009-03-13T23:09:00.001-07:002009-03-13T23:09:27.401-07:00<h2>Mia Kirshner</h2><br /><p><a href="http://gardnerlinn.com/kirshner.jpg"></a><img title="mia kirshner" height="295" alt="mia kirshner" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2009/01/16/mia-kirshner.jpg" width="468" /></p><br /><p>Mia played sexy, slutty, lesbian assassin Mandy in a couple of the seasons of 24.&nbsp; Any time you can attach the words &ldquo;sexy, slutty, and assassin&rdquo; to a woman, she&rsquo;s probably worth a glance.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s also probably not someone whom you&rsquo;d try to rush out of Sephora when she has to pick up make-up.&nbsp; Personally, I think it&rsquo;d be pretty hot to be fucking a girl who does terrorist activities on the side.&nbsp; But then you might be charged with aiding and a-BEDDING a known terrorist (rimshot).&nbsp; No but seriously it&rsquo;d be pretty hot to jerk off on al-Zarqawi&rsquo;s face.</p><br /><h2>Annie Wersching</h2><br /><p><a href="http://www.daemonstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/24_02-annie-wersching_9851_djrv1f.jpg"></a><img title="annie wersching" height="653" alt="annie wersching" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2009/01/16/annie-wersching.jpg" width="435" /></p><br /><p>A new addition to the cast in the current season, Annie&rsquo;s pretty smoking hot playing an FBI agent who will cross boundaries to get results (said boundaries have not yet included blowing a prisoner for information, but there&rsquo;s still 20 hours left in the day so we can only hope).&nbsp; I also enjoy the way she hides her ample bosoms underneath her sensible pants suit because it&rsquo;s such a tease, almost like a costume.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s basically saying &ldquo;Tee hee, look, I&rsquo;m a serious professional, take me seriously, *giggle*&rdquo; but she knows a woman can&rsquo;t possibly be taken seriously in a professional environment.&nbsp; So silly! </p><br /><h2>Mary Lynn Rajskub</h2><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><img title="marry lynn rajskub" height="672" alt="marry lynn rajskub" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2009/01/16/marylnn-rajskub.jpg" width="468" /><a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/08/01-07/mary_lynn_rajskub-bomb-thrower.jpg"><br /></a></p><br /><p>I don&rsquo;t know that I&rsquo;d consider Mary Lynn hot in the traditional sense.&nbsp; I mean, I almost certainly wouldn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; She looks like Mr. Potatohead.&nbsp; But her character Chloe, in spite of seemingly suffering from a mild kind of Asperger&rsquo;s disease, is pretty awesome.&nbsp; She can hack the fuck out of shit, which would be really convenient if you fucked her good enough to get her using those skills to get money transferred into an offshore account or getting free pizza deliveries.&nbsp; On the downside, you&rsquo;d better end amicably otherwise your computer would end up clandestinely looking like Pete Townshend&rsquo;s and the FBI would end up &ldquo;randomly&rdquo; knocking at your door.</p><br /><h2>Reiko Aylesworth</h2><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><img title="reiko aylesworth" height="585" alt="reiko aylesworth" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2009/01/16/reiko-aylesworth.jpg" width="468" /><a href="http://www.tccandler.com/IMAGES/actresses/ReikoAylesworth/reiko%20aylesworth%20HQHQ%20black%20promo.jpg"><br /></a></p><br /><p>Reiko Aylesworth played a CTU agent for a couple seasons of 24, playing Michelle Dessler, a woman who was primarily an office worker who could also handle herself out there in the field, including knocking several guys out cold throughout Season 3.&nbsp; So while not completely a femme fatale, you have to admire a girl who can occasionally beat guys up for you.&nbsp; Reiko&rsquo;s character was killed off in the first episode of season 5, making it slightly less desirable to have sex with her now.&nbsp; Unless you had a bizarre skeleton fetish that originated in your 10th&nbsp; In which case, I would advise you to return the body to where you found it when you&rsquo;re done.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s just good necrophilia etiquette. grade biology class.</p><br /><h2>Elisha Cuthbert</h2><br /><p><a href="http://ace.mu.nu/archives/elisha-cuthbert1.jpg"></a><img title="elisha cuthbert" height="351" alt="elisha cuthbert" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2009/01/16/elisha-cuthbert.jpg" width="468" /></p><br /><p>As Jack Bauer&rsquo;s daughter, Elisha Cuthbert&rsquo;s Kim Bauer character proved that just because your dad is a brilliant bad ass doesn&rsquo;t mean that you can&rsquo;t come out fundamentally retarded.&nbsp; Case in point: Her character got into a fight with a cougar once.&nbsp; You know how improbable it is to get in a fight with a cougar?&nbsp; Highly.&nbsp; Unless you&rsquo;re Ashton Kutcher slipping it into Demi Moore&rsquo;s ass &ldquo;by mistake.&rdquo;&nbsp; Based on her looks, that must be how Rumer Willis was conceived.</p><br /><p><a title="Hi 5: The 5 hottest chicks in '24' history (page 1)" href="http://www.doubleviking.com/hi-5-the-5-hottest-chicks-in-24-history-page-1--10892-p.html">LINK TO THIS ARTICLE</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-9008779865463753779?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-17797908997599082942009-03-13T23:08:00.001-07:002009-03-13T23:08:58.147-07:00<h1><font color="#98110e">Hi 5: The 5 hottest chicks on TV shows you shouldn't be watching (page 1)</font></h1><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><h2>Katherine Heigl</h2><br /><p><img title="katherine heigl" height="351" alt="katherine heigl" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2009/01/09/katherine-heigl.jpg" width="468" /> </p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal">Grey's Anatomy's Katherine Heigl strikes me as an utterly annoying woman.&nbsp; She whines about everything from <a href="http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/06/katherine-heigl.html" target="_blank">"not getting the material to warrant an Emmy nomination"</a> to how Knocked Up, her first successful film, was completely misogynistic.&nbsp; But man does she have a sweet rack and nice body attaced to it.&nbsp; So you'd listen to her blather on about meaningless bullshit on the outside shot that you could leave a replica map of Hawaii on her chest.&nbsp; The sacrifices you have to make.</p><br /><p>I'd be remiss if I didn't point out what a load of cuntery it was that she didn't go topless in Knocked Up.&nbsp; It totally ruined that movie.&nbsp; If you're a schmuck like Seth Rogen's character, taking off her bra is the first thing you do.&nbsp; You don't leave it on during sex like you were fucking Donna Reed after moving together the twin beds.&nbsp; You just don't. </p><br /><h2>Annalynne McCord</h2><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><img title="Annalynne McCord" height="472" alt="Annalynne McCord" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2009/01/09/annalyne-mccord.jpg" width="468" /></p><br /><p>Annalynne McCord is the hottie from the new version of 90210 and there's a good chance you may have missed her performance on tha show or similar rolls such as "Petra" on Ugly Betty or "Hot Girl" on The O.C. (clearly a role that stretched her range and allowed her to show off her true talents as a thespian).&nbsp; But any chick that seemingly refuses to wear a bra in public and <a href="http://www.on205th.com/2008/07/annalynne-mccord-is-really-sexy-nip.html" target="_blank">regularly flops out of her top</a> probably should be not only respected, but acknowledged as someone who's reached a higher plane of existence.&nbsp; Like Buddha, but with smaller tits. </p><br /><h2>Blake Lively</h2><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><img title="Blake Lively" height="574" alt="Blake Lively" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2009/01/09/blake-lively.jpg" width="468" /></p><br /><p>Blake Lively is the lead character on Gossip Girl, providing a busty blonde presence that should be legally required to be on every TV show as part of upgrading the signals to Digital TV.&nbsp; Her character on Gossip Girl is kind of a slut who fucked her way through her sophomore year of high school.&nbsp; On TV, this somehow helps to present her character as glamorous and wise beyond her years.&nbsp; In real life, she'd probably be living in a trailer park after gaining 75 pounds from popping out 4 kids from a guy named Merle.&nbsp; And there would be significantly less commercials for Levitra.&nbsp; Such is the magic of television. </p><br /><h2>Sophia Bush</h2><br /><p><img title="Sophia Bush" height="351" alt="Sophia Bush" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2009/01/09/sophia-bush.jpg" width="468" /> </p><br /><p>She may look like she's celebrating her independence from uncomfrotable tampons in the photo above, but One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush is pretty hot.&nbsp; And her character on the show was also a high school slut who, in between sleeping around school, did some cheerleading.&nbsp; Which seems really awesome because sometimes you just want to believe that Nympho Cheerleaders 6 has some sort of basis in reality.&nbsp; Oh and and also, Sophia Bush had quite the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KuyZAl9a1o" target="_blank">jailbaitilicious scene when she seduced Ryan Reynolds in accepted guy movie Van Wilder</a>.&nbsp; So that gives her enough cache to do whatever shitty chick shows she pleases and still warrant attention.&nbsp; And she's fucked Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, which means she's one step removed from lesbianism with Jessica Simpson and I'd say that's something we can all get behind.</p><br /><h2>Selma Blair</h2><br /><p><img title="Selma Blair" height="530" alt="Selma Blair" src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2009/01/09/selma-blair.jpg" width="468" /></p><br /><p>I think I'd rather get bitten in the groin by a rabid transvestite (and how!) rather than watch an episode of NBC's Kath &amp; Kim.&nbsp; But I guess I can't totally be angry at a show that keeps Selma Blair in the public eye (technically).&nbsp; I'm not sure I'd call her pretty so much as I'd call her hot because she's kind of built like a nubile young boy but she plays dumb characters well, which is kind of hot.&nbsp; Her character in Cruel Intentions pretty much had to have some type of developmental problem to justify how retarded she was, which really does it for me.&nbsp; Really, hot women should be about 5 IQ points short of retardation to reach their maximum feminine potential.&nbsp; But for some reason it's creepy to fuck women who are lacking those 5 IQ points.&nbsp; Oh, society and your judgements.</p><br /><p><a title="Hi 5: The 5 hottest chicks on TV shows you shouldn't be watching (page 1)" href="http://www.doubleviking.com/hi-5-the-5-hottest-chicks-on-tv-shows-you-shouldn-t-be-watching-page-1--10849-p.html">LINK TO THIS ARTICLE</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-1779790899759908294?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-60128290642111491472009-03-13T23:07:00.001-07:002009-03-13T23:07:32.564-07:00<p>Is the British lingerie model, who was busted for being a prostitute and cocaine addict, still hot or is she tainted for life? </p><br /><div class="extended-body"><img src="http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2009/03/12/sophie-anderton.jpg" /></div><br /><p><a title="Hot or Not: Sophie Anderton" href="http://www.doubleviking.com/hot-or-not-sophie-anderton-11245-p.html">LINK TO THIS ARTICLE</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-6012829064211149147?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-15268897673460982392009-03-13T23:00:00.001-07:002009-03-13T23:00:02.843-07:00<p><a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-04.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img height="330" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0805/megan-fox-topless-1.jpg" width="428" /></a><br />O! M! G! It's <strong>Megan Fox Topless</strong>! Megan's on the set of her new movie "Jennifer's Body" and I've got to say that Megan's body is simply incredible. Of course, there is one problem with these Megan Fox topless pictures, and that's the fact that her nipples are covered with pasties, but still, we'll take what we can get.</p><br /><p>Oh, and I'm pretty sure that Megan Fox got <strong>breast implants</strong>. She used to be the mayor of Sagsville. Now she's living pretty in Perky Town. Plus, her boobs look kind weird and lumpy.</p><br /><p>And one more thing... <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-09.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures">Check out Megan Fox's landing strip</a>.</p><br /><p>Lots more Megan Fox topless pictures after the jump.</p><br /><p><a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-01.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-01.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-02.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-02.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-03.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-03.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-04.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-04.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-05.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-05.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-06.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-06.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-07.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-07.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-08.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-08.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-09.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-09.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-10.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-10.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-11.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-11.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-12.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-12.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-13.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-13.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-14.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-14.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0805/megan-fox-topless-1-15.jpg&amp;info=Megan%20Fox%20Topless%20Pictures"><img class="panic" alt="Megan Fox Topless Pictures" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0805/megan-fox-topless-1-15.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p><span class="photocredit">Photo credit: <a href="http://www.flynetonline.com/" target="_blank">Flynet</a></span></p><br /><div id="a003562more"><br /><div id="more"><!--<br /><div id="ad250"><br /><img name="advertisement" src="" width="250" height="250" alt="Advertisement 250x250" style="background-color: #CCCCCC" / /><br /></div><br />--><!--<br /><div style="border-top: 1px solid #F3000D; 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Well, today we've got a hell of a lot more, and boy are these <strong>Vanessa Hudgens bikini pictures</strong> great. In particular the one where <strong>Zac Efron is burying his face between Vanessa's breasts</strong>. Looks like fun, don't it?</p><br /><p>Lots more Vanessa Hudgens bikini pictures after the jump.</p><br /><p><a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0807/vanessa-hudgens-bikini-2-37.jpg&amp;info=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Bikini%20Pictures%20with%20Zac%20Efron"><img class="panic" alt="Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures with Zac Efron" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0807/vanessa-hudgens-bikini-2-37.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0807/vanessa-hudgens-bikini-2-02.jpg&amp;info=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Bikini%20Pictures%20with%20Zac%20Efron"><img class="panic" alt="Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures with Zac Efron" src="http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0807/vanessa-hudgens-bikini-2-02.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0807/vanessa-hudgens-bikini-2-03.jpg&amp;info=Vanessa%20Hudgens%20Bikini%20Pictures%20with%20Zac%20Efron"><img class="panic" alt="Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures with Zac Efron" 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class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-2293597990862760536?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-8872930060357684802009-03-13T22:54:00.001-07:002009-03-13T22:54:54.338-07:00<p>What's a "Do Me" face, you ask? Well, it's a face which, even when entirely at rest and not being intentionally contorted into some intentionally sexual expression designed to raise mens' penises, <i>still</i> screams out to be boned repeatedly, and with a great deal of gusto. These five women have some pretty damn good "Do Me" face.</p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">5. Jolene Blalock</span></b></p><br /><div class="extended-body"><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><img height="309" src="http://doubleviking.com/dv_images/hi5_domefaces/5.jpg" width="450" /></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal">To call Jolene Blaylock's good looks "alien" is to invite one's peers to roll their eyes and scoff, considering she played a Vulcan or something on <i>Enterprise</i>, but the adjective still applies. There's something just slightly odd about Blaylock's good looks; her lips seem to belong to a porn star, her eyes to a schoolgirl, and her nose to some other attractive-but-not-a-schoolgirl-or-porn-star subgenre of female society. These contrasting features, rather than making Blaylock look like a Picasso painting, make her face seem like it's constantly propositioning any and everyone she meets for an intense makeout session. It's pretty hot.</p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">4. Adriana Lima</span></b></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><img height="325" src="http://doubleviking.com/dv_images/hi5_domefaces/4.jpg" width="450" /> </p><br /><p class="MsoNormal">I don't think Adriana Lima has looked at a single person in her life who didn't immediately get the impression that she wanted them to have sex with her. Even ignoring her (quite considerable) body, something about Lima's face -- the eyebrows, the nose, the round cheeks -- more or less <i>demands</i> to be copulated with. The small, slow, potentially evil smile sure doesn't help the woman's face seem any less doable. </p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">3. Megan Fox</span></b></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><img height="359" src="http://doubleviking.com/dv_images/hi5_domefaces/3.jpg" width="450" /> </p><br /><p class="MsoNormal">If Adriana Lima's face was "potentially evil," then Megan Fox's can best be described as the lovechild of Hitler, Stalin, and Anton Chigurh. She's incredibly attractive, obviously, but just <i>look </i>at her -- she looks like she'd trick you into sleeping with her, then stab you in the throat at the moment of climax, steal your wallet, burn down your house and kill everyone you cared about. She is (and the following statement, when repeated amongst friends, has inspired innumerable accusations as to the nature of my sexual orientation) <i>too</i> hot. Her face was literally <i>built</i> for suggestive, sexual glances, invitations of pleasure. Nobody that hot could ever be anything other than an evil, seductive, manipulative she-devil.</p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">2. Scarlett Johansson</span></b></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><img height="325" src="http://doubleviking.com/dv_images/hi5_domefaces/2.jpg" width="450" /> </p><br /><p class="MsoNormal">One word: lips. And hair. Two words, lips and hair. At the risk of sounding intensely creepy, it can be pretty damn difficult to look at her lips without wanting to smother them with one's own, or her hair without wanting to run one's hands through it (and, depending on your level of violent selfishness as a physical lover, wanting to firmly grip it mid-coitus). She's been voted "sexist woman alive" more than a few times, so there's not much here I can tell you that I don't already know -- she's intensely attractive, has a mean "come hither" stare, and is kind of a cunt in real life. </p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">1. Monica Bellucci</span></b></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><img height="373" src="http://doubleviking.com/dv_images/hi5_domefaces/1.jpg" width="450" /> </p><br /><p class="MsoNormal">Monica Bellucci has a universal hotness which transcends age, race, and sexual orientation. Mainly, she's got two things going for her: the "international" look -- that is to say, her prominent facial features are too well-defined to be found on anyone for whom English is a native language -- and the "classically beautiful" thing, which basically means she has really piercing eyes and large lips. The combination of these facial factors makes it pretty much impossible to <i>not</i> want to do Bellucci upon seeing a picture of her.</p><br /><p class="MsoNormal">Follow:</p><br /><p class="MsoNormal">http://www.doubleviking.com/hi-5-chicks-with-the-hottest-do-me-faces-7182-p.html</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-887293006035768480?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-33132838756596330172009-03-13T22:53:00.003-07:002009-03-13T22:53:31.298-07:00<div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album100/heather-graham03120901.jpg" border="0" /><br /><em>Man, it must be so nice to be Jewish!! Like other <strong>non-Jewish celebs dating Jews</strong>, I'm pretty sure Heather Graham is taking "Judaism 101" these days.</em><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-heather-graham-bikini-pictures-from-hawaii-ow-0313?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-3313283875659633017?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300577736230142028.post-24784558892003985682009-03-13T22:53:00.001-07:002009-03-13T22:53:11.175-07:00<div class="submitted"><br /></div><br /><div class="content"><img class="article_pic" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album100/adriana-lima-marko-cheater-0301.jpg" border="0" /><small><strong><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-adriana-lima-marko-jaric-are-having-croatian-yacht-sex-0815"><font size="2">See the rest of the set here!</font></a></strong></small><br /><br />As you guys know, Marko Jaric, the pro-basketball player who's currently averaging about 10 minutes and just under 2 points a game this season for the Memphis Grizzlies, drugged Adriana on <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-adriana-lima-marko-jaric-married-valentines-day-0215">Valentine's Day &amp; got hitched</a>. The "honeymoon period," which typically lasts a few months, abruptly came to an end earlier today when SI.com broke some scandalous news about Marko. Here's an excerpt:<br /><br /><blockquote>A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in March when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers. <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/basketball/nba/03/13/jaric/index.html">[SI.com]</a></blockquote><br /><strong>Bastardly Analysis</strong><br />Since Adriana Lima commands Bastardly respect, we're gonna give Marko Jaric the benefit of the doubt &amp; assume the woman doing the accusing is a <strong>gold-digging whorebag</strong>. Why would any man in his right mind go through so much trouble to court one of the most beautiful women in the world, only to end up taking a dump on his life just weeks after getting married by sexually assaulting another woman? <em>It just doesn't make sense, damn it.</em><br /><br />We have a feeling this Philly woman doing the accusing was either paid-off by some rich, impatient bastard who desperately wants to <strong>catch Adriana on the rebound</strong> or it's also possible that this woman's hatred for Marko Jaric turned her into a sadistic bitch. Here's how it went down: She first drugged Marko inside his hotel room and then took scandalous pics of him doing dumbass things with her.<br /><br /><strong>UPDATE: FRIDAY, MARCH 13TH, 2009</strong><br />Ok, so SI is now reporting that <a href="http://www.bastardly.com/XXX">no charges were filed</a> against Marko Jaric.<br /><br />First, here's an excerpt from the SI.com article:<br /><br /><blockquote>"I received official word from the Philadelphia District Attorney's office that after a thorough investigation no charges will be filed against my client ... in connection with the alleged incident with an unnamed female on February 11, 2009," said Jaric attorney Bruce Castor in a statement to SI.com.<br /><br />"Persons in Marko's position are often the target of malicious statements and it is not unusual for the police to be asked to investigate. However, these allegations were proved to be completely false, and while Marko is extremely unsettled by these accusations, he is happy that the law enforcement authorities have cleared him of any criminal conduct and the issue can now be put to rest." <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/basketball/nba/03/13/jaric/index.html">[Read more]</a></blockquote><br /><br />Taking all this into account, it sounds like someone did an outstanding cleanup job to save Marko Jaric. One of four possible scenarios transpired: <br /><br /><em>Scenario #1:</em> Marko fucked around &amp; now paid off the gold-digging hottie from Philly. Anyone find a picture of her yet? We wanna do a Bastardly Matchup of her &amp; Adriana (just for added effect to prove Marko Jaric's dumbass doucheness).<br /><br /><em>Scenario #2:</em> Marko didn't do anything, but still paid off this bitch so she'd shut the fuck up &amp; drop all charges.<br /><br /><em>Scenario #3:</em> This is the least likely scenario. Marko didn't do anything &amp; the police couldn't find any wrongdoing, so all charges were dropped.<br /><br /><em>Scenario #4:</em> Marko's PR team, coupled with great lawyers &amp; Eastern European mobsters paid off the cops, private investigators, the gold-digger &amp; pretty much shut everyone up.<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2009-marko-jaric-assaults-philly-woman-days-with-adriana-numbered-0313?page=0,1">Read the rest of this Bastardly entry &raquo;</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4300577736230142028-2478455889200398568?l=celebrityowned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Avinash Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344784333790733161noreply@blogger.com0